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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 20, 2016 at 6:25 pm
(August 20, 2016 at 6:03 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Glad you are having fun Disciple of the Date Rape God. Since you do not believe in Allah or the revelation of Muhammed it would not be blasphemy for you to insult Islam , would it? Go for it!
Muhammed was a pedophile who punched his 9 year old wife in the face! "The Satanic Verses" is one great read! Allah is as omni-impotent as Jehovah!
Come on Disciple! The water is fine. Any reason you would not blaspheme Islam?
Yes my fellow human. The reason I don't feel the need to "blaspheme" allah or mohammed is because I don't put my energy into insulting things I don't believe exist. I literally don't think ever in my life have I ever even thought to offend a muslim because of what he or she believes. Now the problem with islam is that its an inherently violent belief system. You will never change the ever escalating violence on the earth by insulting the "god" of that religion.
Islam has killed millions in the last decade, lets focus all attention on Christianity!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 20, 2016 at 6:38 pm
Well here's my counter to that.
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I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 23, 2016 at 5:21 am
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 23, 2016 at 5:29 am
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 23, 2016 at 8:10 am
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(August 19, 2016 at 10:14 am)vorlon13 Wrote: BTW, what if Joseph had committed oral sex on Mary right after god had dropped off his load??
Would the Holy Jism have impregnated Joseph (somewhere?) or would it have been some weird form of communion ??
Joseph getting pregnant and giving birth would have made for a much more impressive miracle than the one we got. Missed a trick there, God - never mind, perhaps one day you'll get something right. I can't think of anything offhand, but I'm sure there'll be something.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 23, 2016 at 9:39 am
I like how Disciple chides us for bothering with blasphemy and in the next breath insults Islam in a much worse way than mere obscene mockery.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 25, 2016 at 6:35 am
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 25, 2016 at 7:08 am
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Mathew 12 : "31"Therefore I say to you, any sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven men, but blasphemy against the Spirit shall not be forgiven. 32"And whoever shall speak a word against the Son of Man, it shall be forgiven him; but whoever shall speak against the Holy Spirit, it shall not be forgiven him, either in this age, or in the age to come.."
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Look how the eyes follow you !
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 17, 2016 at 7:52 pm
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God damn it ! Only twelve more deity cursing days till International Blasphemy Day!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day
September 17, 2016 at 9:36 pm
I'd pay to watch Ron Jeremy felch the holy jesus jism out of Mary's kunt
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