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Chris Brown should be come a Christian
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Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 6, 2016 at 2:09 am (This post was last modified: September 6, 2016 at 9:37 am by Losty.)
After beating up Rihanna, and now threatening women with guns and having a standoff with police and throwing drugs out his window.
This man needs Jesus

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RE: Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 6, 2016 at 9:23 am
Because jeebus is gonna do what for him, exactly?
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RE: Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 6, 2016 at 10:00 am
(September 6, 2016 at 9:23 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Because jeebus is gonna do what for him, exactly?

Get him an early parole? Many parole boards seem to like that shit.
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RE: Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 6, 2016 at 10:20 am
What Chris Brown needs is to be hit by a van. Repeatedly.
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RE: Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 6, 2016 at 12:40 pm
No, he should become an inmate.

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RE: Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 6, 2016 at 12:49 pm
You're still taking the bait? I mean, OP graced us with such valuable stuff as praying for some page 3 girl becoming his girlfriend, a hymn on Trump's female offspring, and this is the second attempt at raking in some attention on some rich hip hop boy's domestic.

7 useless threads, 13 replies, probably in order to keep the trolling embers glowing and virtually nothing worthy of any consideration.
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RE: Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 7, 2016 at 12:33 am
(September 6, 2016 at 9:23 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Because jeebus is gonna do what for him, exactly?

Make him a better human being, apparently, just like Jimmy Savile, Mel Gibson, John Schmitz, Fred Phelps, David Koresh, Matthew Hale, Warren Jeffs, David Duke, Jack Schapp, the list goes on, really.
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RE: Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 7, 2016 at 12:45 am
(September 6, 2016 at 2:09 am)Tarasoft11 Wrote: After beating up Rihanna, and now threatening women with guns and having a standoff with police and throwing drugs out his window.
This man needs Jesus

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RE: Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 7, 2016 at 12:46 am
Next time lets have a chat with cockmaster mohammad now shall we?

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RE: Chris Brown should be come a Christian
September 7, 2016 at 12:51 am
Chris brown should also go to prison and eat dick and beat it.

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