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The end of the world
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#121
RE: The end of the world
May 20, 2011 at 6:01 pm
(May 17, 2011 at 10:42 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Ah, yes, Bloom County was great. Bill the Cat for president!


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RE: The end of the world
May 20, 2011 at 6:04 pm
For your enjoyment, I have added a countdown to the end of the world. It varies per timezone, since apparently the world will end at 6pm, one timezone at a time.
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RE: The end of the world
May 20, 2011 at 6:05 pm
(May 20, 2011 at 6:04 pm)Tiberius Wrote: For your enjoyment, I have added a countdown to the end of the world. It varies per timezone, since apparently the world will end at 6pm, one timezone at a time.

I wonder what one would see if one were to stand right next to the boundary of the timezone that has already slipped into world's end.


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#124
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
May 20, 2011 at 6:06 pm
Quote:One of said reverends has been my mechanic for the past 13 years.


Does he own a wrench or does he just lay his hands on your fuel injector?
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RE: The end of the world
May 20, 2011 at 6:33 pm (This post was last modified: May 20, 2011 at 6:33 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Yeah, funny how God cares about time zones these days. What would he have done if we hadn't come up with that idea? Oh, but us coming up with time zones was all part of God's magnificent plan! *goes off to spend all his money*
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#126
RE: The end of the world
May 20, 2011 at 7:31 pm
The best friend of the Atheist are nuts like Camping sooner or later the more rational of the Christians are turned off After tomorrow's shame many will turn against him, how could they not? Of course many will be stunned and accept his excuse or maybe even a new date, but Atheism wins in the end

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#127
RE: The end of the world
May 20, 2011 at 7:41 pm
So what if the more "rational" of christians will turn against nuts like camping? Will it stop them from their own nutty embracing of a world view born in the tents of goat fucking broze age beduins and the worshiping crucified minor criminal from a long dead empire?
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#128
RE: The end of the world
May 20, 2011 at 7:52 pm
(May 20, 2011 at 7:31 pm)Manowar Wrote: The best friend of the Atheist are nuts like Camping sooner or later the more rational of the Christians are turned off After tomorrow's shame many will turn against him, how could they not? Of course many will be stunned and accept his excuse or maybe even a new date, but Atheism wins in the end

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Nah....you see lots of xtians accept this fucking bullshit and their only problem with Camping is that he claims it is happening TOMORROW. Camping can be a crazy old man but they just KNOW that some day soon Zombie Jesus will be back to lift them out of the trailer parks.

Never overestimate the intelligence of xtians.
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RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 12:14 am (This post was last modified: May 21, 2011 at 12:14 am by Doubting Thomas.)
Yeah, if Camping hadn't set an actual date, they'd all be supporting him. Anyone who claims that the rapture is going to happen, or even non-rapturites who say that God will destroy the earth and all people on it some day gets a thumbs-up from most Christians, but set an actual date for it to happen and they think you're loony.
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RE: The end of the world
May 21, 2011 at 4:35 am (This post was last modified: May 21, 2011 at 4:35 am by Jax.)
I don't see people flying up the sky...
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
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