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I am better than God!
September 25, 2016 at 10:20 am
I am a much better person than God, Allah, or Jesus Christ!
I would never condone drowning children for disobedience, placing young girls into sex slavery after commiting genocide, or turning any woman into salt for a turn of the head.
I would never allow a son of mine to be tortured and killed because his friends were fornicators.
I don't think you would either.
I would never stand by and watch a child raped and murdered. I would do anything in my power to stop that from happening.
I believe you would too! That makes us all much better than god.
Oh, and I would never turn water into wine just once and refuse to do it again. I would (if I could) make it a standing miracle for all. Any time you want a glass just wish it so. Any vintage. Penfolds Bin60A Cabernet-Shiraz 1962 ? It's on me!
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RE: I am better than God!
September 25, 2016 at 11:07 am
(September 25, 2016 at 11:03 am)Alastair Ham Wrote: I am also better than a(nother) god:
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But yes... in all seriousness... basically every human being that has even lived is morally superior to the 3 Abrahamic gods at the very very least.
So is every turtle!
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RE: I am better than God!
September 25, 2016 at 11:10 am
(September 25, 2016 at 11:09 am)Bella Morte Wrote: I'm better than you.
We will have to establish a baseline.
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RE: I am better than God!
September 25, 2016 at 11:12 am
I'm better than whatever is worse than me.
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RE: I am better than God!
September 25, 2016 at 11:13 am
(September 25, 2016 at 11:12 am)Alastair Ham Wrote: I'm better than whatever is worse than me.
Are salamanders worse than turtles?
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RE: I am better than God!
September 25, 2016 at 11:14 am
(This post was last modified: September 25, 2016 at 11:15 am by Cyberman.)
I am far more powerful than any god. I exist and can actually do things in the world. I can touch and lift objects. I can interact with people, who can see and hear and talk to me. I can understand what it is to be human. No god ever worshipped can do any of that..
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I am better than God!
September 25, 2016 at 11:17 am
Well, there is that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
