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Who was the first to light a fart?

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Who was the first to light a fart?
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Who was the first to light a fart?
October 1, 2016 at 7:06 pm
Was it a caveman farting into the fire by accident or was it someone who already knew that farts are flamable, which would make the feat less than impressive.
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 1, 2016 at 7:07 pm
All this time I thought it was my buddy Gary ...

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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 1, 2016 at 7:08 pm
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October 1, 2016 at 7:09 pm
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 1, 2016 at 7:15 pm
(October 1, 2016 at 7:09 pm)Excited Penguin Wrote: Nice Thread

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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 1, 2016 at 7:18 pm
Cave paintings in Turkey reveal it was a caveman name Oogy.
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 1, 2016 at 7:22 pm
It probably involved these three

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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 1, 2016 at 7:26 pm
(October 1, 2016 at 7:22 pm)Jesster Wrote: It probably involved these three

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I knew one of my relatives had to be involved in it.
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 1, 2016 at 7:29 pm
I freely admit I never knew anyone doing it. The first time I came upon it was when reading Stephen King's "it". But the internet offers the opportunity for everyone sharing their bodily functions. Sometimes it seems it's the major purpose of the www. So I'm well aware of what level the art of fart lighting has reached by now.
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RE: Who was the first to light a fart?
October 1, 2016 at 8:01 pm
Beware of assumptions that only guys partake in farting activities. Anyone who believes that has clearly never spent any time around a 7 year old girl! Big Grin
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