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Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
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Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
Ahem. So... Post your "favorite" Chick Tract excerpts and other... "remembrances" and "tributes" to his... "life."
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
Too bad there is no hell for him to burn in.
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
There was one I remember about some christians in a plane. A couple were coming back from general do-goodery, and then there's this killjoy that tells them good deeds are meaningless unless you're also converting people, and they're not true christians unless they're evangelizing.

Yeah, that's really going to make your god more appealing. It's not what you do, but who you prostrate yourself in front of. Sing me up, right?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
Say what you want about ol' Jacko, but this made me lol.

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I want a pet devil like that too :c
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
The Gay Blade

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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
I don't know who he is and I can't be bothered googling him.
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 25, 2016 at 11:56 am)Bella Morte Wrote: I don't know who he is and I can't be bothered googling him.

You're missing out. Reading his comics is always a fun thing to do because they are just so crazy. The guy was a fundamentalist Christian and also a wacky conspiracy theorist.
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 25, 2016 at 11:58 am)Tiberius Wrote:
(October 25, 2016 at 11:56 am)Bella Morte Wrote: I don't know who he is and I can't be bothered googling him.

You're missing out. Reading his comics is always a fun thing to do because they are just so crazy. The guy was a fundamentalist Christian and also a wacky conspiracy theorist.

Well, that explains why Min hates him.

I'll take a look.
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
It's funny when you find out many people thought his comics were satire, and he had to remind people that no. He really is that crazy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
Wikipedia Wrote:He also accused the Catholic Church of having been responsible for the Holocaust, the founding of Communism, Nazism, and the Ku Klux Klan; starting the World Wars; masterminding the 1917 Russian Revolution, the Great Depression and the assassinations of U.S. Presidents Lincoln and Kennedy.

Holy shit, Tiberius wasn't kidding...
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