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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
November 30, 2016 at 5:45 pm
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(November 30, 2016 at 5:32 pm)Drich Wrote: (November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: You claim your god created everything. Well, if he created everything, that means he also created the colored thing that forms after rain and which we humans call a rainbow. So, if he created the rainbow, then it means he's gay and you worship a god who is gay. Yet you keep saying god hates us (gays). See the controversy here?
I see you deductive reasoning is that of the best of the best atheistic minds...
I'd better leave you be...
Not so fast, Drich! The image of the rainbow is caused by refraction. What else does refraction cause us to see? That's right . . . partially submerge a straight stick in water and it no longer appears straight! Add to that Joseph's coat of many (rainbow?) colors. The pattern is undeniable. Not only physics but ancient peacock fashion is gay.
Therefore . . .
YAHWEH IS A RAGING QUEEN, and you are in serious denial. 
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
November 30, 2016 at 6:27 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 11:31 am)Brian37 Wrote: God is neither male or female or gay or straight, God/deities/entities/super natural are merely products of humans imaginations reflecting their own narcissism, insecurities and desires.
If gods are the products of human desire, then couldn't a god dreamed up by gay people be a gay god?
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
November 30, 2016 at 6:32 pm
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that would be Antinous:
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
November 30, 2016 at 7:00 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: You claim your god created everything. Well, if he created everything, that means he also created the colored thing that forms after rain and which we humans call a rainbow. So, if he created the rainbow, then it means he's gay and you worship a god who is gay. Yet you keep saying god hates us (gays). See the controversy here?
Whenever you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex. Whenever you see a double rainbow, God is having a gay three-way.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
November 30, 2016 at 7:19 pm
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
November 30, 2016 at 7:20 pm
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November 30, 2016 at 7:23 pm
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November 30, 2016 at 7:25 pm
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
November 30, 2016 at 7:28 pm
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 1, 2016 at 2:51 am
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God.... I leave for a while, and this is what the place has come to?
I thought I'd find some stimulating conversation. Well, maybe I didn't.
To the OP.... what preceded the rainbow? It wasn't a gay bathhouse party. Or maybe it was! The LAST ONE 
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