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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 1, 2016 at 3:57 am
(December 1, 2016 at 2:51 am)ronedee Wrote: God.... I leave for a while, and this is what the place has come to?
Tell us what has it come to? So what if it turns out Jesus was a homosexual man? Would you not still worship him?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 1, 2016 at 7:48 am
(November 30, 2016 at 7:00 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: (November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: You claim your god created everything. Well, if he created everything, that means he also created the colored thing that forms after rain and which we humans call a rainbow. So, if he created the rainbow, then it means he's gay and you worship a god who is gay. Yet you keep saying god hates us (gays). See the controversy here?
Whenever you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex. Whenever you see a double rainbow, God is having a gay three-way.
I've seen quintuple rainbows. God must love his big gay orgies.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 1, 2016 at 7:51 am
(November 30, 2016 at 9:56 am)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Well remember he didn't even plan to make women to begin with.
I just got a lovely mental image of him spawning in new humans like they spawn mobs in Minecraft.
Fuck, I need a life or something.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 1, 2016 at 10:51 am
(December 1, 2016 at 3:57 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: (December 1, 2016 at 2:51 am)ronedee Wrote: God.... I leave for a while, and this is what the place has come to?
Tell us what has it come to? So what if it turns out Jesus was a homosexual man? Would you not still worship him?
Indeed. Christianity is a religion ABOUT Jesus. It is not the religion OF Christ.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 1, 2016 at 7:40 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 5:32 pm)Drich Wrote: (November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: You claim your god created everything. Well, if he created everything, that means he also created the colored thing that forms after rain and which we humans call a rainbow. So, if he created the rainbow, then it means he's gay and you worship a god who is gay. Yet you keep saying god hates us (gays). See the controversy here?
I see you deductive reasoning is that of the best of the best atheistic minds...
I'd better leave you be...
You're the retard who believes an invisible man hangs out with you while you're taking a shit; and knew that you were going to take that shit a million years ago, and plans to be with you at every shit you take. Nothing anyone says about anything is weirder, dumber than that, than you, or your invisible shit-fetish invisible man.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 3, 2016 at 10:50 am
I mean god did create man first.. and well... adam walking around all naked and such
adam could have said.. um god im not into you and then god made him a woman that in turn
he set up circumstances to kick adam out because they wore clothes so hey could hide his deep
dark secrete.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 3, 2016 at 11:07 am
(November 30, 2016 at 9:54 am)robvalue Wrote: He does seem to protest too much.
Plus he's everywhere, so that means he's touching my cock.
I'm just gonna put this here.
Quote:Jacob Wrestles With God
22 That night Jacob got up and took his two wives, his two female servants and his eleven sons and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. 23 After he had sent them across the stream, he sent over all his possessions. 24 So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. 25 When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob’s hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man. 26 Then the man said, “Let me go, for it is daybreak.”
But Jacob replied, “I will not let you go unless you bless me.”
27 The man asked him, “What is your name?”
“Jacob,” he answered.
28 Then the man said, “Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel,[a] because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome.”
It seems suddenly wrestling with random men for no reason was a thing back then, theres no intro, no "they got into an argument" or anything just straight into the wrestling. It seems to be what happened when men were left on their own. I here its the same in certain parts on San Francisco now.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 3, 2016 at 3:48 pm
happens occasionally even out here in the sticks too . .
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
December 4, 2016 at 8:43 am
(December 3, 2016 at 11:07 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: (November 30, 2016 at 9:54 am)robvalue Wrote: He does seem to protest too much.
Plus he's everywhere, so that means he's touching my cock.
I'm just gonna put this here.
Quote:Jacob Wrestles With God
22 That night Jacob got up and took his two wives, his two female servants and his eleven sons and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. 23 After he had sent them across the stream, he sent over all his possessions. 24 So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. 25 When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob’s hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man. 26 Then the man said, “Let me go, for it is daybreak.”
But Jacob replied, “I will not let you go unless you bless me.”
27 The man asked him, “What is your name?”
“Jacob,” he answered.
28 Then the man said, “Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel,[a] because you have struggled with God and with humans and have overcome.”
It seems suddenly wrestling with random men for no reason was a thing back then, theres no intro, no "they got into an argument" or anything just straight into the wrestling. It seems to be what happened when men were left on their own. I here its the same in certain parts on San Francisco now.
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
March 4, 2017 at 11:52 am
(November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am)Atheist_BG Wrote: You claim your god created everything. Well, if he created everything, that means he also created the colored thing that forms after rain and which we humans call a rainbow. So, if he created the rainbow, then it means he's gay and you worship a god who is gay. Yet you keep saying god hates us (gays). See the controversy here?
thats the most stupid thing ive heard in a long time. god isnt responsible for peoples actions, people are. god doenst hate the sinner he hates the sin. god doesnt hate gay people, he just disapproves of what you do as a gay person.
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