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Death Row Meal
#21
RE: Death Row Meal
I imagine my last meal would be gorging myself on junkfood and chocolate. Why worry about what I'm about to do to my digestive tract, when I'm going to die soon?
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#22
RE: Death Row Meal
I also note most all of those executed via electrocution have poo'd and pee'd themselves, so some awareness as to what might erupt would be a courtesy
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#23
RE: Death Row Meal
(December 11, 2016 at 9:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I also note most all of those executed via electrocution have poo'd and pee'd themselves, so some awareness as to what might erupt would be a courtesy

Electrocution?

Fuck that for a laugh.

Put one in the back of my head and be done with it.
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#24
RE: Death Row Meal
Nothing nice... wouldn't want to be further reminded of all the good stuff I was losing; I'd want the shittiest meal possible, washed down with several shots of Absinth or something... the strongest alcohol I could find.
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#25
RE: Death Row Meal
(December 11, 2016 at 9:47 pm)Emjay Wrote: Nothing nice... wouldn't want to be further reminded of all the good stuff I was losing; I'd want the shittiest meal possible, washed down with several shots of Absinth or something... the strongest alcohol I could find.

Several shots?

Why not the whole bottle?

May as well...
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#26
RE: Death Row Meal
A bowl of pho and some shrimp scampi. And a handful of Xanax.
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#27
RE: Death Row Meal
(December 11, 2016 at 9:51 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(December 11, 2016 at 9:47 pm)Emjay Wrote: Nothing nice... wouldn't want to be further reminded of all the good stuff I was losing; I'd want the shittiest meal possible, washed down with several shots of Absinth or something... the strongest alcohol I could find.

Several shots?

Why not the whole bottle?

May as well...

Good point Big Grin... but if I had to still be alive at the end of it I think a few shots of that would be more than enough to make me blissfully unaware of everything to follow. I've only had it once but fuck it's nice and very very strong. If you haven't tried it tastes like aniseed balls. And to top it off I'd think I'd also have some of those marijuana brownies chimp wanted Wink

Shit... broke my own rule there... can't have Absinth cos it's nice Wink have to think of a shitty but strong alcohol. But on the other hand by that point, I'd be too out of it to care Big Grin may as well have the good meal Wink
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#28
RE: Death Row Meal
Whatever I'm in the mood for in that moment. If i'm not hungry then nothing.
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#29
RE: Death Row Meal
(December 11, 2016 at 10:05 pm)Emjay Wrote: Good point Big Grin... but if I had to still be alive at the end of it I think a few shots of that would be more than enough to make me blissfully unaware of everything to follow. I've only had it once but fuck it's nice and very very strong. If you haven't tried it tastes like aniseed balls. And to top it off I'd think I'd also have some of those marijuana brownies chimp wanted Wink

Shit... broke my own rule there... can't have Absinth cos it's nice Wink have to think of a shitty but strong alcohol. But on the other hand by that point, I'd be too out of it to care Big Grin may as well have the good meal Wink

Try Buckfast, I don't think you'd like it.

I'd definitely have that with my last meal along with a good ol' sausage supper.

With the Sash and then Hijack the Pope Mobile playing in the background if they let me have a song or two.
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#30
RE: Death Row Meal
(December 11, 2016 at 10:10 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(December 11, 2016 at 10:05 pm)Emjay Wrote: Good point Big Grin... but if I had to still be alive at the end of it I think a few shots of that would be more than enough to make me blissfully unaware of everything to follow. I've only had it once but fuck it's nice and very very strong. If you haven't tried it tastes like aniseed balls. And to top it off I'd think I'd also have some of those marijuana brownies chimp wanted Wink

Shit... broke my own rule there... can't have Absinth cos it's nice Wink have to think of a shitty but strong alcohol. But on the other hand by that point, I'd be too out of it to care Big Grin may as well have the good meal Wink

Try Buckfast, I don't think you'd like it.

I'd definitely have that with my last meal along with a good ol' sausage supper.

With the Sash and then Hijack the Pope Mobile playing in the background if they let me have a song or two.

Yeah, chances are I wouldn't... I don't really like any alcohol, especially spirits, unless it's sweet... and even then it's just because it gets rid of the taste of alcohol. I drink it for the sake of Dutch courage sometimes but that's it... I don't enjoy it so once I'm merry it's back to cokes etc. So Absinth was a pleasant but unexpected surprise... a spirit sweet enough for me to happily drink neat. But anyway, what is Buckfast?

So you're on Mistress Ploppy last meal diet then? Sausages or nothing Wink
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