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Death Row Meal
#51
RE: Death Row Meal
last meal ?

a extra large Slurpee cup of anti-matter

If I'm getting executed, I want to take out this entire planet.

(kinda sounds like Bokonon, don't it?)
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#52
RE: Death Row Meal
I want a bloody, massive Ribeye with a massive baked potato with all of the fixings. Also, some roasted asparagus with garlic. And a loaf of Texas Toast.

And a KCN tablet. I like that idea. I'll eat that shit right as I sop up the last of the steak juice with mah toast.
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#53
RE: Death Row Meal
(December 12, 2016 at 3:27 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I want a bloody, massive Ribeye with a massive baked potato with all of the fixings. Also, some roasted asparagus with garlic. And a loaf of Texas Toast.

And a KCN tablet. I like that idea. I'll eat that shit right as I sop up the last of the steak juice with mah toast.

Oh a loaded baked potato...mmmm add that to mine!
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#54
RE: Death Row Meal
Pho and sushi sound pretty nice.
I'd really want to get a taste of every drug known to man. Might as well know what I have been missing out on.

I think if I were on death row, I would be cursing the world. I don't know what I would do to get myself there, but at that point, I would want to go out with a bang, so my last request alive would probably be something really fucked up, like the calf of the last person executed. That way I could be immortalized in the form of a click bait buzzfeed article about deathrow meals. They would tell me no, and then I would just accept the Pho and sushi.
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#55
RE: Death Row Meal
I'll take the Warden's liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti.
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