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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 8, 2017 at 4:40 am
As well as finding this hilarious, Emma said that Elrond would have been a good choice anyway. If you're going to pray to someone, he's a lot more badass than some guy who lived in a crate for fifty years or whatever.
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 8, 2017 at 9:01 am
If they had said the Mass in Elfin rather than Latin I would probably still be a Catholic.
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 8, 2017 at 9:09 am
Does it matter that Elrond is only half elvish? And then what does this make his twin?
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 8, 2017 at 9:27 am
Elrond was there, 3000 years ago.
Were you?
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 8, 2017 at 9:32 am
(January 8, 2017 at 9:27 am)robvalue Wrote: Elrond was there, 3000 years ago.
Were you?
Only chemically.
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 8, 2017 at 10:56 am
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 8, 2017 at 11:16 am
(January 8, 2017 at 11:14 am)Chad32 Wrote: (January 8, 2017 at 9:01 am)chimp3 Wrote: If they had said the Mass in Elfin rather than Latin I would probably still be a Catholic.
You mean Sindarin. Not elfin.
How do you say "I stand corrected" in Sindarin?
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 8, 2017 at 11:23 am
Lol my husband's patron saint is St Anthony so I told him about this earlier in the week and he scoffs and was like 'it's not hard to know him, he is always holding baby Jesus. How do you forget that about your saint?'
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RE: Brazilian woman has spent years praying to Lord of the Rings doll
January 8, 2017 at 12:31 pm
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(January 8, 2017 at 9:09 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Does it matter that Elrond is only half elvish? And then what does this make his twin?
Well, his twin is a balrog, so that cancels him out.
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