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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 7:13 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 7:14 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 7:18 am
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 7:26 am
OP, why do you use logic to try to convince theists?
It wasn't logic which got them addicted to god, so logic won't work.
If they were going to use logic in the first place, they wouldn't be theists.
Logical enough?
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 7:30 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 7:34 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
I'm wondering if this is like an episode of Star Trek where someone will have to figure out how to communicate in PGJ's alien language before he'll fuck off. And we all learn a really stupid lesson by the end.
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 7:34 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 7:37 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 14, 2017 at 7:10 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 6:31 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: At most you've shown them to be agnostic theists. Try harder next time


I had not been aware of 'agnostic theism'.
It appears I have erred, in the expression of the original post.

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Probable Erratum:

Perhaps I had not erred, despite my prior ignorance of 'agnostic atheism'.
It appears that the degree of belief (amid agnostic theism) falls in the absolute domain.

As this appears to negate (1), are such beings but atheistic? @Aoi Magi
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 7:46 am
(January 14, 2017 at 7:34 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 7:10 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: I had not been aware of 'agnostic theism'.
It appears I have erred, in the expression of the original post.

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Probable Erratum:

Perhaps I had not erred, despite my prior ignorance of 'agnostic atheism'.
It appears that the degree of belief (amid agnostic theism) falls in the absolute domain.

As this appears to negate (1), are such beings but atheistic? @Aoi Magi

No it doesn't. Absolute certain proclamation comes from Gnostic theists. Besides if you've ever debated theists, you should be aware of their go to argument "God is mysterious and beyond human understanding.

Atheists are those who do not believe in any god (subject to definition), agnostic theists believe in God or at least the concept of a supernatural creator but do not proclaim certainty about the specifics of that God.
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 7:48 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 8:03 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 14, 2017 at 7:46 am)Aoi Magi Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 7:34 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: [Image: there-is-no-63siuv.jpg]

Probable Erratum:

Perhaps I had not erred, despite my prior ignorance of 'agnostic atheism'.
It appears that the degree of belief (amid agnostic theism) falls in the absolute domain.

As this appears to negate (1), are such beings but atheistic? @Aoi Magi

No it doesn't. Absolute certain proclamation comes from Gnostic theists.  Besides if you've ever debated theists, you should be aware of their go to argument "God is mysterious and beyond human understanding.

Atheists are those who do not believe in any god (subject to definition), agnostic theists believe in God or at least the concept of a supernatural creator but do not proclaim certainty about the specifics of that God.

Aren't forever unknown and or forever unknowable, absolute aligned terms? @Aoi Magi

agnostic 'theist': 'believes' in the existence of a god or God, but regards the basis of this proposition as unknown or inherently unknowable.

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It thereafter appears, that agnostic 'theists' are atheistic, on the boundary of (1).
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 8:09 am
I read the OP, and it turned me into a Christian. Praise Jesus, who died for our sins. What a guy!
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 8:22 am
(January 14, 2017 at 7:10 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 6:31 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: At most you've shown them to be agnostic theists. Try harder next time


I had not been aware of 'agnostic theism'.
It appears I have erred, in the expression of the original post.

That is because you program in Java. Big Grin
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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 8:28 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 8:34 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 14, 2017 at 8:09 am)Alex K Wrote: I read the OP, and it turned me into a Christian. Praise Jesus, who died for our sins. What a guy!

A Christian that lacks belief in God?




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(January 14, 2017 at 8:22 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 7:10 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: I had not been aware of 'agnostic theism'.
It appears I have erred, in the expression of the original post.

That is because you program in Java. Big Grin

The error appears to not have existed. 
See above comments regarding agnostic "theism".


It appears the three steps in the original post hold.
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