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Satan Stole My Waffle

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Satan Stole My Waffle
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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 20, 2017 at 7:50 pm
(January 20, 2017 at 7:42 pm)Vic Wrote: In case you didn't hear me.



Oh yeah?

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 4:41 am
(January 20, 2017 at 7:50 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 20, 2017 at 7:42 pm)Vic Wrote: In case you didn't hear me.



Oh yeah?


You asked for it!


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:49 am
Just had chocolate chip waffles at waffle house with a very pretty lady friend and life is good

MMM waffles
“Love is the only bow on Life’s dark cloud. It is the morning and the evening star. It shines upon the babe, and sheds its radiance on the quiet tomb. It is the mother of art, inspirer of poet, patriot and philosopher.

It is the air and light of every heart – builder of every home, kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first to dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody – for music is the voice of love.

Love is the magician, the enchanter, that changes worthless things to Joy, and makes royal kings and queens of common clay. It is the perfume of that wondrous flower, the heart, and without that sacred passion, that divine swoon, we are less than beasts; but with it, earth is heaven, and we are gods.” - Robert. G. Ingersoll


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 1:08 pm
(January 20, 2017 at 5:03 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 20, 2017 at 4:53 pm)Vic Wrote: Hey, Steel...? Angel



All day. All damn day.


I think we have a winner, lol.

That's gotta be my favorite Gif ever.

Although this one is pretty splendid:

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 1:13 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 4:41 am)Vic Wrote: You asked for it!



Is that all you got? Try it again. Right in my face.

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 4:13 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 1:13 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 4:41 am)Vic Wrote: You asked for it!



Is that all you got? Try it again. Right in my face.


En garde, fool!


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 4:16 pm
These posts deserve a low five for brilliance.


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 5:15 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2017 at 5:15 pm by SteelCurtain.)
(January 21, 2017 at 4:13 pm)Vic Wrote: En garde, fool!



Touché!!!


"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:24 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 5:15 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 4:13 pm)Vic Wrote: En garde, fool!



Touché!!!



Mon amie! Laissez-faire! Vis a vis! Baguette!


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RE: Satan Stole My Waffle
January 21, 2017 at 6:26 pm
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