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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
Darwinian Offline
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 8:21 am
Granted, but the PS3 itself is broken.

I wish I had loads of energy.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 10:06 am
(June 29, 2011 at 8:21 am)Darwinian Wrote: I wish I had loads of energy.

Zeus grants your wish but probably not as you'd planned.

I'd like a very comfortable chair.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 10:28 am
(June 29, 2011 at 10:06 am)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I'd like a very comfortable chair.

Granted, but it's only for toddlers. (Assuming you aren't one Wink)

I wish for some LEMONS.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 10:51 am
(June 29, 2011 at 10:28 am)Jax Wrote: I wish for some LEMONS.

Granted, but you just squirted them into my eyes.

I wish my wireless connection was better and didn't disconnect me every now and then.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 12:26 pm
(June 29, 2011 at 10:51 am)Rayaan Wrote:
(June 29, 2011 at 10:28 am)Jax Wrote: I wish for some LEMONS.

Granted, but you just squirted them into my eyes.

That's a bad thing?

Quote:I wish my wireless connection was better and didn't disconnect me every now and then.

Granted but someone hacks into your wireless and views loads of child porn, subsequently you get found out by the FBI and they put you in jail.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 1:44 pm
(June 29, 2011 at 12:26 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I wish everyone in the world was Atheist!

Ye we are but you're not atheist enough so you die a horrible death as an example to the other atheists not to be like that brutally tortured disembowelled fed to pigs Napolean.

I wish for no sharp objects in my breakfast cereal tomorrow.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 2:22 pm
(June 29, 2011 at 1:44 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I wish for no sharp objects in my breakfast cereal tomorrow.

Granted, but it's still filled with round chunks of cyanide.

I wish to be the smartest person on earth.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm (This post was last modified: June 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm by Napoléon.)
(June 29, 2011 at 2:22 pm)FaithNoMore Wrote: I wish to be the smartest person on earth.

Granted but you can't move and speak in an american monotone accent.

I wish for a good film.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 5:27 pm
(June 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I wish for a good film.

Granted: A thick film of plaque instantly covers your teeth

I wish I had the ability to shoot lightening out of my hands!
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm
Granted, but you can only shoot it at your eyes.

I wish all wishes were incorruptible.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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