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There are ONLY two types of Christians!

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There are ONLY two types of Christians!
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#51
RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 21, 2017 at 9:30 pm
Who was that a sock of?
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#52
RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 21, 2017 at 9:32 pm
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#53
RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 21, 2017 at 9:34 pm
Called by a very intuitive staff member the moment the new account signed up, btw.

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#54
RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 21, 2017 at 10:53 pm
Well the only upside is the fun of seeing the asshole banned again. The only thing better would be not seeing him at all.
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RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 21, 2017 at 11:06 pm
They hate us so much they can't keep away!
How does even work? Dunno

You can sense they're not serious when they don't contribute to the poo thread! Dead giveaway!
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RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 21, 2017 at 11:11 pm
(June 21, 2017 at 11:06 pm)ignoramus Wrote: They hate us so much they can't keep away!
How does even work? Dunno

You can sense they're not serious when they don't contribute to the poo thread! Dead giveaway!

Ignorance.

Desperation.

Ego.

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RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 21, 2017 at 11:35 pm
I can understand Christian trolls needing to save us from ourselves so Jesus can stamp their hand with a star, but no atheist has any agenda, or need to struggle with mental gymnastics. Is it just their racism and bigottedness showing?

Trolls are like a box of chocolates!
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#58
RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 21, 2017 at 11:43 pm
(June 21, 2017 at 11:35 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I can understand Christian trolls needing to save us from ourselves so Jesus can stamp their hand with a star, but no atheist has any agenda, or need to struggle with mental gymnastics. Is it just their racism and bigottedness showing?

Trolls are like a box of chocolates!

Everyone has one?

No, wait, that's arseholes...

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RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 22, 2017 at 1:55 pm
Yeah, probably going for "you never know which one you're going to get".
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RE: There are ONLY two types of Christians!
June 22, 2017 at 9:20 pm (This post was last modified: June 22, 2017 at 9:21 pm by ignoramus.)
For the record, Forest Gump never said: Life is like a box of chocolates
Darth Vader never said: Luke, I am your father

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