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St. Columba's hut found
#11
RE: St. Columba's hut found
(July 11, 2017 at 5:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I had to google "scottish saints". Never heard of any previously. Were these guys all catholic approved or were some self proclaimed?

St. Jock, the patron saint of Kilts
St. Haggis, the patron saint of bad food ideas

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#12
RE: St. Columba's hut found
St. Flint, Patron Saint of not spending money.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
RE: St. Columba's hut found
(July 11, 2017 at 5:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The Holy Apostolic Church Of Rome has a vigorous process of elevating individuals to sainthood, based on a rigorous programme of a mind-shattering capacity to believe the most insane bullshit imaginable.

Boru

When anyone talks about titles or ranks in military, jobs, political party or religion, the followers of any of those things historically will protect that which they are familiar with. Humans are no different than any other social species, even bees. You have the queen, and drones and workers and all of them do the bidding of the group. 

So when people single out Catholics, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Jews and even Hindus. You are still talking about evolutionary social structures.
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#14
RE: St. Columba's hut found
(July 11, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Uh-huh.


Quote:The main source of information about Saint Columba's life is the Vita Columbae (i.e. "Life of Columba"), a hagiography written in the style of "saint's lives" narratives that had become widespread throughout medieval Europe. Compiled and drafted by scribes and clergymen, these accounts were written in Latin and served as written collections of the deeds and miracles attributed to the saint, both during his or her life or after death. The canonization of a saint, especially one who had lived on the fringes of the medieval Christian world like Saint Columba, required a well-written hagiography to be submitted to Rome, but popular belief and local cults of sainthood often led to the veneration of these men and women without official approval from the Catholic Church.

Writing a century after the death of Saint Columba, the author Adomnán (also known as Eunan), served as the ninth Abbot of Iona until his death in 704 A.D

Check out what xtian scholar Candida Moss has to say about this hagiography horseshit.  Also note, his biography was not written until a century after his supposed death.  Hey!  Just like fucking jesus!!!  And fucking mohammed!!!!

Funny how that keeps happening.
*emphasis mine*

A practice that continues till this very day...


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What exactly is your point?
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#15
RE: St. Columba's hut found
(July 11, 2017 at 5:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: St. Jock, the patron saint of Kilts
St. Haggis, the patron saint of bad food ideas

I'f you're wearing a jock doesn't that defeat the point of a kilt?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#16
RE: St. Columba's hut found
(July 11, 2017 at 5:31 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 11, 2017 at 5:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: St. Jock, the patron saint of Kilts
St. Haggis, the patron saint of bad food ideas

I'f you're wearing a jock doesn't that defeat the point of a kilt?

Depends where you wear it.

I've heard stories from Glasgow about what these weird Scots get up to on weekends...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#17
RE: St. Columba's hut found
(July 11, 2017 at 5:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 11, 2017 at 5:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I had to google "scottish saints". Never heard of any previously. Were these guys all catholic approved or were some self proclaimed?

St. Jock, the patron saint of Kilts
St. Haggis, the patron saint of bad food ideas

St. Covfefe, the patron saint of FUCKTARDS.
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#18
RE: St. Columba's hut found
(July 11, 2017 at 5:31 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 11, 2017 at 5:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: St. Jock, the patron saint of Kilts
St. Haggis, the patron saint of bad food ideas

I'f you're wearing a jock doesn't that defeat the point of a kilt?


Another old joke:

What is the correct answer to the question, 'What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?'




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#19
RE: St. Columba's hut found
So, imagine St. Columba is alive today, what would happen first:


He'd schism from the Catholics since the intervening centuries of Catholic theological evolution would be too much for him to process


- OR -


He'd be excommunicated for having all kinds of wacky ideas about Catholicism is supposed to work.


??????
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#20
RE: St. Columba's hut found
(July 11, 2017 at 5:30 pm)Huggy74 Wrote:
(July 11, 2017 at 3:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Uh-huh.



Check out what xtian scholar Candida Moss has to say about this hagiography horseshit.  Also note, his biography was not written until a century after his supposed death.  Hey!  Just like fucking jesus!!!  And fucking mohammed!!!!

Funny how that keeps happening.
*emphasis mine*

A practice that continues till this very day...


[Image: 51EhZ9DRQVL._SX330_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg] [Image: 51lyHNuWiXL._SX322_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg]

What exactly is your point?

The first biography of Washington appeared in 1800....a year after his death.  The earliest biography of Lincoln was written while he was still alive during the 1860 campaign.

My point is that you should try not to be a dumbass all your life and face the fact that your fucking bible is fucking bullshit.
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