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Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit

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Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
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Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 1:49 pm
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-and...-of,21017/



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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 2:55 pm
hmmm,
At first I thought it was funny, but as I read further and the author kept reminding everyone of how huge he is and how much bodily damage he could inflict on another human being - it became somewhat pathetic.

Parents that don't accept their children for what they are - are douchey.

Children that threaten bodily harm to their parents because they are idiots - are also douchey.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Yeah the guy was a cunt. I'd disown him for his attitude, not the fact he is gay.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 3:08 pm
I echo the above thoughts, the guy sounds aggressive and presumptive.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 3:10 pm
I thought it was great ROFLOL

Because ultimately that is what matters: can the person I'm insulting and making angry kick my ass or not?

In this case: yes Heart
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Erm, guys...it's The Onion. It's a joke.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 3:17 pm
(July 27, 2011 at 3:16 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Erm, guys...it's The Onion. It's a joke.

SHUSH! NONONONONONONOOOOOOO!!!

Dammit... they were going to think this was legit and we were going to be able to laugh at them Sad

We had such a great argument brewing Devil
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Ah, I only read the first paragraph.
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July 27, 2011 at 3:27 pm
Never read the 'onion' so I wouldn't know
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 27, 2011 at 3:32 pm
(July 27, 2011 at 3:27 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Never read the 'onion' so I wouldn't know

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Bannable offense, I say.

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