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Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit

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Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 28, 2011 at 2:41 pm
(July 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm)FaithNoMore Wrote: You guys do realize this was posted in the humor section, right?

Point taken.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm
(July 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm)FaithNoMore Wrote:
(July 28, 2011 at 10:07 am)Cinjin Wrote: Really? Easy there Faith. You think I don't understand humor just because I happened to speed-read it and didn't pick up on the fact that the Onion wrote it ?
People are easily that stupid. Am I as well for not picking up on the satire? Possibly, yes, you could call me stupid in that moment, but saying that I don't understand humor is equally as stupid. You've read many of my posts ... I'm a funny, sarcastic-as-hell, laugh-till-you-pee mother fucker. I just dropped the ball for one goddamn second - that's no reason to insult my intelligence and my endearing fuckin personality. I didn't realize the humor police had issued you a badge and you were out walking the pointless thread beat.


Maybe I've given you too much credit.

Apparently your humor radar still needs some fixing, because I wasn't trying to insult your personality, but just give you a good teasing for thinking this was real. Relax, take a deep breath, and remember that I am also sarcastic as hell and don't like to insult anyone who doesn't rightly deserve it. I was just trying to give you and Nap a good natured ribbing for thinking this was real, but I seem to have struck a nerve. I apologize if you're offended, but I think you need to stop taking my posts so seriously.

You guys do realize this was posted in the humor section, right?

Humor section? There's a humor section on this website???

I thought the whole site was a forum for my humor.

Faith, you did notice the smiley tongue face didn't you??? That was my good natured ribbing.

See, not all humor is easily spotted.



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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 28, 2011 at 4:21 pm
(July 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Humor section? There's a humor section on this website???

I thought the whole site was a forum for my humor.

It is... this just happens to be the humor section of the humor forum Wink

Quote:Faith, you did notice the smiley tongue face didn't you??? That was my good natured ribbing.

See, not all humor is easily spotted.



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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 29, 2011 at 12:20 am
(July 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Faith, you did notice the smiley tongue face didn't you??? That was my good natured ribbing.

See, not all humor is easily spotted.

Well I've got egg on my face. You seemed to be throwing a genuine tantrum
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 29, 2011 at 12:30 am
(July 29, 2011 at 12:20 am)FaithNoMore Wrote:
(July 28, 2011 at 4:15 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Faith, you did notice the smiley tongue face didn't you??? That was my good natured ribbing.

See, not all humor is easily spotted.

Well I've got egg on my face. You seemed to be throwing a genuine tantrum

I doubt it.

I tend to love the Onion. However, this was funny in a small dose. I laughed through the first paragraph, but it was like a joke that went on for too long. Essentially, it was several paragraphs of the same joke. It would have been funnier if it was real. Smile I like real hissy fits, though.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 29, 2011 at 1:28 am (This post was last modified: July 29, 2011 at 1:30 am by Judas BentHer.)
(July 28, 2011 at 12:55 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(July 28, 2011 at 10:13 am)Napoleon Wrote: You know what? Considering this IS supposed to be satire it's not funny in the slightest. It's just fucking plain stupid. I'm glad I didn't understand it as satire, because frankly it's a bad example of it.

I thought it was funny.

I had no idea of the bad feeling it would cause.

Kinda regretting posting now.Sad

Don't regret a thing. You posted because you enjoyed it and thought others would too. It's not your responsibility how others react. In that it says more about them than it does about you.
At least we can all still feel something. Even assholeism has it's place.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 29, 2011 at 5:34 am
I thought this was funnier to be honest:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/rupert-...eret,21005
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 29, 2011 at 8:17 am
(July 29, 2011 at 1:28 am)Judas BentHer Wrote: Don't regret a thing. You posted because you enjoyed it and thought others would too. It's not your responsibility how others react. In that it says more about them than it does about you.

Oh a nice sly comment there.
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RE: Mom And Dad, I'm Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don't Try Any Shit
July 29, 2011 at 9:28 am
(July 27, 2011 at 3:27 pm)Napoleon Wrote: Never read the 'onion' so I wouldn't know

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