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The undeniable miracle at Fatima
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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 4:28 pm
(August 15, 2017 at 4:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe he's being raptured?

That would be the one good thing to come out of such an absurd belief.

Delusional, is more like it.
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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm
(August 12, 2017 at 11:33 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Get bent PBR. It's been exhaustively explained to you why we consider testimonials unreliable. Don't like it? Not our fucking problem.

PBR?
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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm
Pabst Blue Ribbon?  One of the world shittiest beers.
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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 5:38 pm (This post was last modified: August 15, 2017 at 5:40 pm by Pat Mustard.)
(August 13, 2017 at 10:23 pm)Simon Moon Wrote:
(August 13, 2017 at 8:25 pm)Jehanne Wrote: The miracles were performed by the Devil to deceive the non-Elect.; of course, which "non-Elect" is the question at hand, setting aside lack of evidence, plausible naturalistic explanations, etc.

Yep.

The miracle of the Sun was performed by Iblis (Islam version of Satan) to deceive Christians.

Seems like he did a pretty good job.

I guess I'll be seeing a whole bunch of Christians in Jahannam (Islam version of hell), since we have both been deceived.

I'll waive to you Catholic Lady and pabsta!  Smile

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(August 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pabst Blue Ribbon?  One of the world shittiest beers.

I don't do shitty beers.
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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 5:55 pm
Do you do beery shits?
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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 9:01 pm
(August 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(August 12, 2017 at 11:33 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Get bent PBR. It's been exhaustively explained to you why we consider testimonials unreliable. Don't like it? Not our fucking problem.

PBR?

pabsta...
Pabst (beer company, known for making shitty beers).
Pabst Blue Ribbon (quite possibly the worst beer known to mankind)

I figure he's either really that stupid, or really that drunk, and I have a hard time believing anyone's that stupid so I figure he must be drunk.
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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 9:03 pm
"Aliens".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 9:48 pm
(August 15, 2017 at 9:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Aliens".

Nah. Fatima was the result of Kirk's first attempt at saving the whales. He overshot by 80 years and had to try again so they cut it. I think it's in the deleted scenes section of the bluray though. Angel
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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 9:57 pm
(August 15, 2017 at 9:48 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote:
(August 15, 2017 at 9:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Aliens".

Nah. Fatima was the result of Kirk's first attempt at saving the whales. He overshot by 80 years and had to try again so they cut it. I think it's in the deleted scenes section of the bluray though. Angel

Would explain the green Klingon ship seen by Fatima witnesses.

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RE: The undeniable miracle at Fatima
August 15, 2017 at 11:07 pm
(August 15, 2017 at 4:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Pabst Blue Ribbon?  One of the world shittiest beers.

Hipsters around here slurp that shit down like manna from heaven. It think it's just the broke as fuck one though.
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