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(August 24, 2017 at 4:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 4:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What's black and brown and would look good on a Trump supporter?

An angry Rottweiler.

Now now, "There is blame on many sides". 

Or, maybe his party and voters should tell 45 to shut the fuck up?

I am more than happy to personally shut each and every one of his supporters up.

With an axe.

Wink

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I ran into an old friend today.

Luckily I was able to drive off before the police arrived.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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The gym I belong to is so exclusive, it prefers to be called James.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(August 24, 2017 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 24, 2017 at 4:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Now now, "There is blame on many sides". 

Or, maybe his party and voters should tell 45 to shut the fuck up?

I am more than happy to personally shut each and every one of his supporters up.

With an axe.

Wink

We are not at the point of civil war, yet. And I also doubt it will ever get that far. I agree with your anger, but no, unless you are in a moment of self defense, no. 

He's done enough damage to himself, if we keep poking him verbally he will jump that shark, but right now I don't see him getting re-nominated for 2020. He's certainly pissed off swing voters, and he wont give his base a wall without the very same middle class and working poor supporters wanted Mexico to pay for.

Just keep verbally poking the asshole, he will end up like Colonel Jessup, "YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL, YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL". 

Let the fucker hang himself.
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Saw an advert today for cremation urns.  Pfft - that's the last thing I need.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(August 24, 2017 at 6:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Saw an advert today for cremation urns.  Pfft - that's the last thing I need.

Boru

What did one urn say to the other?

I don't want you to lie to me, I want you to be frank and urn-ist.
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A graveyard romance:

Two earthworms in dead Ernest.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Q:  What's a Grecian urn?




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Silly Sally was taking a shower, and a man crawled through the window, stripped and got in the shower. Silly Sally just laughed. She knew there was only one bar of soap.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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How do you get 4 gays to sit on one stool?


Turn it upside down

xD
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