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(August 24, 2017 at 4:47 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (August 24, 2017 at 4:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What's black and brown and would look good on a Trump supporter?
An angry Rottweiler.
Now now, "There is blame on many sides".
Or, maybe his party and voters should tell 45 to shut the fuck up?
I am more than happy to personally shut each and every one of his supporters up.
With an axe.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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I ran into an old friend today.
Luckily I was able to drive off before the police arrived.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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The gym I belong to is so exclusive, it prefers to be called James.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 24, 2017 at 6:08 pm
Saw an advert today for cremation urns. Pfft - that's the last thing I need.
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A graveyard romance:
Two earthworms in dead Ernest.
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Q: What's a Grecian urn?
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August 24, 2017 at 7:24 pm
Silly Sally was taking a shower, and a man crawled through the window, stripped and got in the shower. Silly Sally just laughed. She knew there was only one bar of soap.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: joke time
August 25, 2017 at 6:58 am
How do you get 4 gays to sit on one stool?
Turn it upside down
xD