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Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
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For me hands down it's was a friend online a few years ago who proclaimed "Academics have never anything useful" Then followed up with "business is the only useful field " I was in awe of the levels of ignorance in those statements . (Were not friends anymore)
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb 
"We don't play games here"
personnel director who hired me at job I had prior to defense contractor gig (it's stupid because he believed it, otherwise it would have been the biggest lie ever told to me) The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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August 27, 2017 at 2:33 am
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Do you have fridges over there? (question I was asked by an American substitute teacher)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
When I was an apprentice, the sous chef was complaining of a pain he had in the top of his chest.
I suggested it may heart burn. He pointed at the middle of his chest and said, 'Your heart's here, dickhead'.  RE: Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You
August 27, 2017 at 3:38 am
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"Brother, do you have a moment to talk about your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"
All others pale in comparison.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
"The sun is a left wing paper" said to me by someone who thought that because it was purchased by poor people it would be socialist.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
'I'm open-minded, and you'll never convince me otherwise.' (part of a RL convo about the plausibility of miracles)
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"I've got a bone in my nose," spoken by a fellow airman when he was trying to figure out why he was always so tired.
"Make America Great Again."
Pat Mustard
God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers!  Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist
On a short haul flight from Dublin to Cardiff (so propellor aircraft), the woman in the aisle beside me and my friend said to the stewardess about the engines: "Those things are very loud, can you turn them off?", to which the stewardess replied "Aah, no. We kind of need them to stay up."
Worst thing was the idiot wan was in all likelihood a high level business woman from her appearances.
Urbs Antiqua Fuit Studiisque Asperrima Belli
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