Reason why aliens coming here will want to kill us
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Reason why aliens coming here will want to kill us
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September 5, 2017 at 10:13 am
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2017 at 11:10 am by vorlon13.)
Human children secrete an addictive substance aliens find irresistible
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The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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September 5, 2017 at 10:49 am
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2017 at 10:50 am by vorlon13.)
Indeed
Children of Earth One of the creepiest scenes I've ever seen was the discussions at the uppermost level of the British government working out which children were going to be handed over to the aliens. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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September 5, 2017 at 11:08 am
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2017 at 11:16 am by Succubus.)
Finally we have the solution to the Fermi Paradox.
We've been visited before you see, by a scout ship from a Proxima Centauri TV comedy channel looking for new ideas. They found the mother load in the antics of Hom Sap religions. You see that big dish in Puerto Rico? It isn't looking for ET, it's broadcasting to them. These are the most popular PPV channels on et tv. Monday: 'Abdul the suicide bomb instructor'. "Right lads I'll only show you this the once." Tuesday: 'Isaac (Candle light only on Saturdays) the Noble laureate for physics'. Wednesday: 'The incredible story of Joe and his golden plates'. Thursday: 'Bubba the shite spouting fat bastard'. Friday: 'Hindi and the starving (Don't eat the cows) Hindus'. Saturday: (Lite Entertainment) 'Henry and the Homoeopaths'. Sunday: "Live from St Marks church". 'The continuing story of the galaxy's greatest ever con job'. 'See the ju-ju man fill the collection plates'. 'observe the supplicants drink blood'. 'Watch their children turn into zombies'. 'Sit in stupefaction at how easy it is for the gangster class to accumulate wealth'. Is it surprising this planet has been placed under quarantine?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
(September 5, 2017 at 10:49 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Indeed And one of the best scenes when they found out they had been videoed. 
Yeah? Well, I don't give a fuck about their reasons...
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September 5, 2017 at 4:49 pm
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2017 at 4:59 pm by Amarok.)
You know it to be true ![[Image: shrkeli_thumb.jpg?w=670&quality=70&strip=all]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i2.wp.com%2Fmedia.globalnews.ca%2Fvideostatic%2F230%2F999%2Fshrkeli_thumb.jpg%3Fw%3D670%26amp%3Bquality%3D70%26amp%3Bstrip%3Dall) No ones punched this smug motherfucker in the face . We have polluted space with this guys broadcasts
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb 
Really guys Catholic church is preparing for the attack, remember when Pope Francis said that he would baptise aliens if they came to Vatican.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/...60632.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
what if they're headed to the Vatican because they're horny ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (September 5, 2017 at 4:16 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: If you take Bible for granted then it is to expect that Jesus has been saying to intelligent aliens on other planets across the universe that they have to suffer because an alien on some distant planet called Earth, in another galaxy, ate a fruit from a wrong tree and thus created destruction and misery throughout the universe. Christianity is not the only religion that has conspiracy nuts claiming aliens have/will visit us. Others claim the Ancient Egyptians prove Area 51 bullshit, and still others the ancient Mayans. The alien conspiracy bullshit stems from laypeople living near military bases seeing technology they didn't understand. It should not surprise anyone at all one bit that other evolved thinking life like us exists in the universe. But I'd say that even if it could move further and faster, it would still be stuck locally like we are even if it had a longer range. If we pull our heads out of our asses as a species, I could see us using science and get lucky and end up communicating with other life, but no, I don't buy any little green men crap, religion related or not. |
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