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Hey, Alabama
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Hey, Alabama
October 8, 2017 at 6:41 pm
Maybe "jesus" is punishing you for nominating that fucktard Moore for the senate?   I'll bet that never crossed your tiny little jesus freak minds!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/8636...-emergency


Quote:Hurricane Nate video: Storm batters Alabama coast as killer storm hits US
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RE: Hey, Alabama
October 8, 2017 at 6:56 pm
They do have options. Lessons learned from Harvey and Irma.

1 - shoot the hurricane away
2 - pray the hurricane away

Let's see if either of those two things work.
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RE: Hey, Alabama
October 8, 2017 at 9:36 pm
Tsk, tsk, don't be silly, Min. Hurricane Nate is the fault of us godless heathens, the gays and also probably women who use birth control.

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RE: Hey, Alabama
October 8, 2017 at 9:46 pm
Then try harder girls and lets have 'Bama hit by a category 6.

Put the fuckers back in the stone age where they belong.
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RE: Hey, Alabama
October 9, 2017 at 12:05 am
too much divorce and remarriage in Alabama

I think they have too many schismatic sects of Christianity too
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