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Fucking Cops: Volume II
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Be polite didn't work for Philando Castille. Didn't work for Daniel Shaver. Or Justine Damond either.
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I had a friend named Butt Lips. He was half black and half white and HUGE with big lips! He was the lead singer of a popular LA punk band, in the early eighties, called Circle One. Also, the head of the white The Family gang.

He became a Christian street preacher who was once known as a gang banger. He was approached by the police in LA. Butt Lips reached into his leather jacket to pull out his bible and was shot to death. I have nothing more to say.
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When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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(December 13, 2017 at 6:51 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(December 13, 2017 at 6:08 pm)A Theist Wrote: How not to get your ass kicked by the police.....




This video kind of assumes that the cops themselves are reasonable, law abiding people, who are there to help people. This thread kind of shows the opposite. Sometimes a cop is just looking for someone to kick the shit out of or shoot someone.

Since Chris Rock is a comedian, I never take these things seriously. It was made to be comical but if one thinks about it, it's actually sad that it had to be made at all, considering what cops do to innocent black people these days.
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(December 13, 2017 at 6:08 pm)A Theist Wrote: How not to get your ass kicked by the police.....




Black driver: How can I help you, officer.

Cop: I need to see your driver's licence and registration.

BD: They're in my glove box. I'm just going to reach in there slowly and get them.

Cop: Do you have a gun in there?

BD: No, sir, I do NOT have a gun in there.

*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Cop(during investigation): He said "gun" and I felt threatened.

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That's pretty much what I was thinking. Guy does what he's told to do, and gets shot in front of a little kid in the back seat. There was even another story of a white woman who said she was afraid to move, because she might get shot. Cop response? "We only do that to blacks".
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(December 14, 2017 at 1:18 am)Cecelia Wrote: Be polite didn't work for Philando Castille.  Didn't work for Daniel Shaver.  Or Justine Damond either.

Be polite. Stay in your car, and KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL. That was also in the video.

I saw the video of Castile being shot. It was a tragedy but Castile should not have moved after the officer warned him three times not to.

Everything was fine at first when the officer approached the car and was talking to Castile. Castile then informed the officer that he was carrying a firearm. The officer responded, in a calm tone, with this first warning, "Okay, don't reach for it, then." Only after Castile started reaching for what the officer thought was his gun, officer Janez warned him twice more to not "...pull it out." It could have been that Castile was just innocently reaching for his wallet and driver's license, but how was officer Janez to know that? He had warned Castile three times not to reach for what he thought was a gun. When a police officer pulls you over and tells you not to move, DON'T FUCKING MOVE!  DON'T RESIST! It's only going to end badly.

Cops have their share of dangers when pulling a car over. They never know if the driver they pull over is dangerous or not....











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Cop isn't even one of the top 10 deadliest professions, so give me a break with cops having a dangerous job bullshit. They're a bunch of whiny ass pansies who shouldn't be police officers to begin with if they're such cowards.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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You're armed, armored, usually have a partner, and supposedly trained. A dude in a car should not be a threat.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(December 14, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Divinity Wrote: Cop isn't even one of the top 10 deadliest professions, so give me a break with cops having a dangerous job bullshit. They're a bunch of whiny ass pansies who shouldn't be police officers to begin with if they're such cowards.
Just when I thought you couldn't get anymore retarded.
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Quote: JohnDG...
Quote:It was an awful mistake to characterize based upon religion. I should not judge any theist that way, I must remember what I said in order to change.
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(December 14, 2017 at 4:36 pm)A Theist Wrote: Just when I thought you couldn't get anymore retarded.

Oh look at the internet tough guy using "retarded' as an insult.  

You're probably a fucking pansy too.  Those cops are by definition fucking cowards.  Too bad you're too busy sucking their cocks to see otherwise.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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