Seems Roy Moore Got Tired of Waiting For Jesus To Get Off His Ass

[Minimalist]

So, like all crooked politicians, he goes to court trying to thwart the will of the voters!

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/defeate...over-loss/

Defeated US Senate candidate Roy Moore files legal challenge over loss

Defeated US Senate candidate Roy Moore has filed a last-minute legal challenge to his stunning loss at the hands of Democrat Doug Jones in a special election held in the right-leaning state of Alabama earlier this month.

I thought fucking "jesus" was going to handle your case, asswipe?  You know, that guy didn't listen to his mother and become a lawyer.

[purplepurpose]

Min, why don't you go to a swimming pool, for example, instead of filtering tons of sad info?

[Minimalist]

We all have our jobs around here.  Mine is to shit on republicunt bastards at every opportunity.

What's yours?


In any event, it seems the State of Alabama is telling Moore... and by extension his pal, jesus... to go fuck themselves.

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/alabama...challenge/

Alabama officials to certify Jones as Senate winner despite Moore challenge

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Dafuq is it about conservatives that they can't cope with the idea of a legitimate loss? First, Trump cried fraud over losing the popular vote to Mrs. Clinton, and now this twice-disgraced judge (who seems to despise the whole concept of 'a nation of laws') is doing the same thing. 

Pay attention, children: as you go through life, sometimes you're going to win, sometimes you're going to lose. The proper reaction to each state of affairs is to accept the outcome gracefully and move the fuck on. Grown ups know this. 

Boru

[Minimalist]

But jesus keeps telling these fucks that they are "special!"

[Brian37]

So, like all crooked politicians, he goes to court trying to thwart the will of the voters!

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/defeate...over-loss/

Defeated US Senate candidate Roy Moore files legal challenge over loss

Defeated US Senate candidate Roy Moore has filed a last-minute legal challenge to his stunning loss at the hands of Democrat Doug Jones in a special election held in the right-leaning state of Alabama earlier this month.

I thought fucking "jesus" was going to handle your case, asswipe?  You know, that guy didn't listen to his mother and become a lawyer.

As Hitchens said, "The parties of God". Funny how conservatives and liberals of ALL religions all claim God is on their side.

Now, I'll take any liberal theist over any conservative any day, but Roy thinks he got it right as much as Martin Luther King Jr.

If it is "God's will" you lost you bigoted fuckface. Hey Roy, even Saudi Arabia is allowing women to drive now.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

Board certifies Doug Jones as winner in Senate election
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/stor...987546001/

"The Alabama State Canvassing Board on Thursday certified the results of the 2017 U.S. Senate special election, officially tapping Doug Jones as the state's next senator. 

Jones is expected to be sworn in to his position on Jan. 3. 

Gov. Kay Ivey, Attorney General Steve Marshall and Secretary of State John Merrill were present for the Alabama State Canvassing Board meeting, which reviews and certifies results of state and federal elections. 

The certification follows an eleventh-hour attempt by former Republican candidate Roy Moore to freeze the Canvassing Board's proceedings. Moore filed a lawsuit on Wednesday night, which named Merrill as a defendant and requested a temporary restraining order to stop official certification. The lawsuit was struck down shortly before the certification by Judge Johnny Hardwick."

It seems that the Fat Lady has sung.

[brewer]

Have you heard about inclusion of the supposed polygraph test yet? Funny stuff.

Quote:" In the affidavit, Moore did not say who the polygraph examiner was, just that the person was "a licensed member of the Alabama Association of Polygraph Examiners, ('AAPE'), whom I had never met previously." Moore's campaign chairman, Bill Armistead, and his attorney, Trent Garmon, have not answered AL.com's requests for further information about the polygraph examination. The Alabama Association of Polygraph Examiners is a professional organization. It is not affiliated with the Alabama Polygraph Examiners Board, which is the state entity that licenses professional polygraph examiners." 

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/12...nd_as.html

[Chad32]

Next thing you know, he'll be writing a book titled What Happened? .

[Minimalist]

You know,  she may be a republican but I am coming to appreciate Ana Navarro. 

https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/republi...didnt-win/

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