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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Einstein, Newton and Pascal meet in heaven and decide to play hide-and-seek. 
Einstein hides the first and starts counting: 1,2,3 ...
Pascal quickly hides behind a cloud. 
Newton, however, doesn't know where to hide. 
So in the end, he draws a square ... meter per meter on the ground and stands in it. 
Einstein ends the count, turns around and immediately sees Newton and shouts:- Oh, Newton! I got you! 
On this Newton:- Not at all! You found Pascal.
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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Wow, Kitty. I had to use google to get that joke; people who know their stuff will love it.

But for the rest of us... (From https://electroncafe.wordpress.com/2011/...nce-jokes/ )

"Hoho! Because 1 Pascal = 1 Newton/m2[color=#000000]! See how much we are learning through jokes? "
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(December 30, 2017 at 6:55 pm)Fireball Wrote: [Image: 5r8UL7M.jpg]

Someone needs to teach the dog the subtle difference between crack and crack!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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A cow goes to their local bank to apply for a loan. The loan officer asks, "Why do you need a loan?"

The cow responds, "Because I don't have the moo-la".
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I hate being bipolar...IT'S AWESOME!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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(December 31, 2017 at 4:17 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(December 30, 2017 at 6:55 pm)Fireball Wrote: [Image: 5r8UL7M.jpg]

Someone needs to teach the dog the subtle difference between crack and crack!
They already know!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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What is a magicians favourite dog?

A labracadabrador.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. — Edward Gibbon

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(January 1, 2018 at 9:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: [Image: d8pJmUD.jpg]

Because I had the idea of the man taking a shit in my head already, it took me a minute to figure out what it really was. Lol!
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