| Poll: Which baby would you steal the candy from? This poll is closed. |
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| Baby A | 2 | 8.33% | |
| Baby B | 1 | 4.17% | |
| Baby C | 3 | 12.50% | |
| Baby D | 1 | 4.17% | |
| Fuck the candy, Babyque! | 5 | 20.83% | |
| None, I would never steal from defenceless children (wimp!) | 3 | 12.50% | |
| I'd murder the parents, then steal ALL the candy and have a babyque afterwards | 6 | 25.00% | |
| Fuck all children! I mean POLLS! | 3 | 12.50% | |
| Total | 24 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Hypothetical: Four babies...
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 (January 11, 2018 at 12:31 am)c172 Wrote: I voted that I wouldn't steal, but not because babies are defenseless, but because they drool over everything. I refuse to have my Reese's Pieces drooled upon. Drool is just the baby making it's own sauce. It's a 'feature'. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
An acquired taste, I guess. Like mineral water.
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 (January 10, 2018 at 4:49 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Inspired by Pool's drowning people thread. Hmmm. I'm never heard of a Klondike bar or Reese's Pieces and it would take too long to google them to find out if I'd like them. I've never tried M&Ms but I know what they are and don't fancy them. I like Belgian chocolate ... mainly for foreplay, so maybe that. Probably I'd choose based on which baby looked the most punchable. 
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