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Insult Yourself and Get Nasty

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Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 10:03 pm
Ha! I love you guys Heart
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 10:15 pm
Overthink and overcomplicate everything! For fucks sakes man it's not that hard; you wanna learn something just learn it... forget about what your bloody neurons are doing... or what you think they're doing... and just get off your arse and learn it. Ie too much theory and not enough practice.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 10:20 pm
That ding dang Antares is ah slack-jawed scalp-scratchin’ yeller-bellied horse thief an ‘e oughtta be ran outta town.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 10:41 pm (This post was last modified: February 14, 2018 at 10:42 pm by vulcanlogician.)
Mr. hoity toity philosopher man wants to give everyone a Harvard-level lecture about shit nobody cares about. Minimalist is five minutes away from telling you to go blow Plato out your ass. If everyone wanted to be bored to tears by babbling sophistry, they'd be drowning themselves in student debt like you.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 10:43 pm
LOL. This thread is great! More!
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 10:50 pm
you bog water guzzling poofter!
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 11:05 pm
(February 14, 2018 at 10:41 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Mr. hoity toity philosopher man wants to give everyone a Harvard-level lecture about shit nobody cares about. Minimalist is five minutes away from telling you to go blow Plato out your ass. If everyone wanted to be bored to tears by babbling sophistry, they'd be drowning themselves in student debt like you.

Now that's how it's done Clap ... mine's lacking ever-so-slightly Big Grin in the humour department... go blow Plato out your ass... love that Wink

I didn't even finish my philosophy course... for the aforementioned reasons of overcomplicating things... ie how do you learn something that has no structure? Loads of different philosophers all with different styles... it was just too overwhelming for me. I tried to put neural principles into play... as in learning context... mind maps and the like... and that helped to cement some of it, but ultimately I wish I didn't think like that... I wish I just tried to learn it the old fashioned way as it were... the way I did when I was at school, which was without overthinking it.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 14, 2018 at 11:06 pm
(February 14, 2018 at 10:41 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Mr. hoity toity philosopher man wants to give everyone a Harvard-level lecture about shit nobody cares about. Minimalist is five minutes away from telling you to go blow Plato out your ass. If everyone wanted to be bored to tears by babbling sophistry, they'd be drowning themselves in student debt like you.

I like hoity toity philosopher man.... and one who is willing to listen to others as well, is even better.
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February 15, 2018 at 10:26 am (This post was last modified: February 15, 2018 at 10:30 am by Neo-Scholastic.)
(February 14, 2018 at 9:56 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Have I mentioned you’re a drunk, with sand in your cunt?  Have another drink.

I'm rather fond of the lush life myself. Otherwise, "sand in your cunt"? You gave new meaning to the phrase "go pound sand." Love it.
(February 14, 2018 at 11:05 pm)emjay Wrote: I didn't even finish my philosophy course...

Generally, philosophy is an overrated and esoteric mental excessive with the occasional joy of engaging in a little verbal jousting. If you don't take it with a grain of salt or yourself too seriously it adds a little spice to life. Kind of like beer snobbery,...its still just beer.
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RE: Insult Yourself and Get Nasty
February 15, 2018 at 10:41 am
Ego maniac with inferiority complex and addiction issues. That should cover it.
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