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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
February 21, 2018 at 6:59 pm
(February 21, 2018 at 6:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Wow. Talked about fucked up jesus freak shitheads.....
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/church-...ack-ar-15/
Quote:Church blesses assault weapons because ‘returning Christ’ will pack an AR-15
Quote:Parishioners in Pennsylvania are planning to attend church services armed with AR-15 rifles so that they can be blessed, WNEP reported.
“This will be a big thing for us. It’s a new stage for us because it incorporates the rod of iron, as it is in Revelations. Revelations talks about the returning Christ ruling with the rod of iron,” said Tim Elder.
The Moonies - Raising Batshittery to New Levels in the Name of Jebus!
I think there was an SNL parody of Jesus' second coming where he was blowing everyone away with an assault weapon like Rambo.
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
February 21, 2018 at 7:09 pm
Can Christ rule with a rod of iron ?
I think he's allergic . . . .
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
February 21, 2018 at 8:00 pm
See, it's shit like that why America can't solve her gun problem.
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
February 23, 2018 at 4:52 am
Christian Cults? So what's the difference between a cult and religion? Number of followers? If it has few thousands it's a cult but if it has millions it's a religion - right?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
February 23, 2018 at 10:36 am
(February 23, 2018 at 4:52 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Christian Cults? So what's the difference between a cult and religion? Number of followers? If it has few thousands it's a cult but if it has millions it's a religion - right?
I think in cults the central figure has to be alive and real.
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
February 23, 2018 at 11:11 am
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
February 24, 2018 at 10:44 am
(February 23, 2018 at 10:36 am)Tobie Wrote: (February 23, 2018 at 4:52 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Christian Cults? So what's the difference between a cult and religion? Number of followers? If it has few thousands it's a cult but if it has millions it's a religion - right?
I think in cults the central figure has to be alive and real.
So that means Jehovah's Witnesses are not a cult, since their central figure is what? Dead?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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