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America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!

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America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
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RE: America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 11:23 am
Stephen Colbert dealt with him last night.




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RE: America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 11:36 am
Tucker Carlson . . . another example of the reckless and rampant news coverage given to Pandas.

George Carlin: And let me ask you this: the two pandas in the zoo. Do you care if they fuck? I don't. Why don't they stop telling me on the news the pandas didn't fuck again this year? I'm not concerned. I have no emotional stake in panda fucking, all right? If they want to, they will; if not, they'll watch "The Price is Right". Probably the only reason they're not doing it on time is 'cause some jackoff from the environmental movement has moved into the cage with them. Could you get a hard-on if some guy in a green t-shirt with a stopwatch was taking your girlfriend's rectal temperature? Leave these creatures alone!
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RE: America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 2:01 pm
Well, pandas ARE Chinese and the Chinese are, to some, the biggest upcoming threat to the world.

They're also symbolic of black and white existing in harmony. That's seen as a threat to white supremacists.

They're also fat and gentle, which is a threat to conservative Christians who might see them as representative of Buddha and other Eastern "heathen" religions.

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RE: America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 2:55 pm
(April 11, 2018 at 2:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, pandas ARE Chinese and the Chinese are, to some, the biggest upcoming threat to the world.

They're also symbolic of black and white existing in harmony.  That's seen as a threat to white supremacists.

They're also fat and gentle, which is a threat to conservative Christians who might see them as representative of Buddha and other Eastern "heathen" religions.

AND they know the Wu-Shih Finger Hold!
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RE: America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 3:03 pm
(April 11, 2018 at 2:55 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 11, 2018 at 2:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, pandas ARE Chinese and the Chinese are, to some, the biggest upcoming threat to the world.

They're also symbolic of black and white existing in harmony.  That's seen as a threat to white supremacists.

They're also fat and gentle, which is a threat to conservative Christians who might see them as representative of Buddha and other Eastern "heathen" religions.

AND they know the Wu-Shih Finger Hold!

See!!??

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RE: America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 3:06 pm
(April 11, 2018 at 3:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 11, 2018 at 2:55 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: AND they know the Wu-Shih Finger Hold!

See!!??

Now I has a skerred. 

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RE: America's biggest threat ARE PANDAS!
April 11, 2018 at 3:16 pm
(April 11, 2018 at 3:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 11, 2018 at 3:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: See!!??

Now I has a skerred. 

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And then there's what they get up to in the shadow government...

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