Satirical logic for the atheistic mind

[Pat Mustard]

Dripshit spreading his scuttery shite again?

He's like a farmer spreading slurry.

[chimp3]

Not logical or satirical.

[Minimalist]

Don't worry. You didn't  couldn't.

FTFY.

[Angrboda]

I don't know what you're trying to do, but I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.

[Minimalist]

This is satire.  I'm sure it is completely lost on a moron like you, dripshit.

https://www.theonion.com/idf-soldier-rec...1826048745

IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child

Describing the terrifying yet valiant experience to his fellow battalion members, Israel Defense Forces soldier Yossi Saadon recounted Tuesday his harrowing, heroic war story of killing an 8-month-old Palestinian child during a violent attack against protesters. “It was a heart-pounding experience—there was smoke and gunfire all around me, and I made a split-second decision to hurl that canister of tear gas at the encroaching infant cradled in her father’s arms,”

[Fireball]

As for the OP-

[Godscreated]

Nobody believes that. The difference between credible scientists (not science because science doesn't say anything) and theists is that scientists agree that their theories are just the best formed conclusions they can make based on observation.

 I disagree, scientist are drawing conclusions about planets they have never seen, saying they are this or they are that. When in reality they have no clue about those unseen planets. Many scientist today are writing things just to throw papers and information out there so they can claim they were the first to say this or that when and if those things are proven. This comes from scientist that are becoming disappointed by the way science is turning to guessing for the sake of fame.

GC

[robvalue]

SCIENCE Says created the universe and is the only True Statement

Someone please tell me he's only joking!

He's written "satirical" in the title, so maybe this should be in humor? It's the kind of thing that would happen if science acted like a religion. (Not atheism, is it too much for people to learn the difference?)

If this is supposed to be at all serious then..

[I_am_not_mafia]

 I disagree, scientist are drawing conclusions about planets they have never seen, saying they are this or they are that. When in reality they have no clue about those unseen planets. Many scientist today are writing things just to throw papers and information out there so they can claim they were the first to say this or that when and if those things are proven. This comes from scientist that are becoming disappointed by the way science is turning to guessing for the sake of fame.

I suspect that you didn't speak to a real professional scientist. Which field are you talking about for a start? Things can be very different for each field. See, if you had moaned about the pressure to publish or perish it would have given your post more credibility, but what you said is more akin to a popular misconception by non-scientists.

[robvalue]

Other planets? What heresy is this! I thought they were just decorations on the firmament?