New House On The Left.. "A New Hope"

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Somewhere there's a very disappointed, and VERY ANGRY tornado.

[Brian37]

Oh my fucking GOD!

Holy shit, Everything went downhill after I left my neighborhood. No not horrible, but many minor WTF's.

So after watching them break down my house for a while, I left to go to Walmart. I park, do some shopping and pile it into my van. FUCKING gear stick on the column moved freely and far looser than it should, but the VAN WOULDN'T COME OUT OF PARK. FUCK! Fortunately I had rode side assistance for my auto insurance. But had a ton of food and stuck in 90 degree heat, had to wait an hour, but they got there. SOOOOOOOO, finally the toe truck arrives, guy sticks his hand under the hood, jiggles something, says, "Ok try to put it in gear now." IT GOES INTO GEAR. Turned out to be a warn out bushing on the cable going to the transmission. So I go take my crap up to my room, set it down to open my hotel room door, as I am shoving things through the door, my cat BOLTS OUT INTO THE HALLWAY, as the my cell phone rings, but fuck that. I am not letting my cat escape. 

Finally I get him back in the room. Call the number that called me, it was the tow truck driver. He's telling me now that my side sliding door wont close completely. I went down, tried to shut it myself, because there is a certain way you have to shut it, but this time even I couldn't. So he had to use a ratchet strap, but closed it enough nothing would fall out. He left me at the hotel, towed it to the mechanic.

Then, I thought I left a entire carton of smokes in the van. Called a cab, came back with some beer and another carton, NO I DID NOT LEAVE THE CARTON in the van. So now I have two cartons. 

None of this was funny while it was happening, especially the van not moving. But I am laughing my ass off right now. 

[Brian37]

Holy crap, not only is the entire house gone, but they laid down the sand for leach field for the septic tank. My yard was jungle prior but it wont be after all is done.

[Brian37]

Holy fuck, there is no way I am staying at this hotel over the weekend, the price doubles and this is the cheapest in the area. I may come back on Sunday when the rates go back down again.

Good news though,, they are installing the new septic tank. If they get it inspected today, they'll be able to get the building permit on Monday and bring the new home to my property on Tuesday. But, even then the plumbers and electricians need to be set up. But seems to be going quicker than I had expected.

Now it is in the right thread. And Fuck Trump too.

[Brian37]

They got the septic tank an leach field done and inspected today. Sales person is going to hopefully get the building permit today, if he manages, then the house will be delivered Tuesday. But even after that they have to hook up the plumbing and electric, but it is getting closer.

[vorlon13]

[Brian37]

Fucking smartass!  

Yea, my Habitrail is one expensive Habitrail.

[ignoramus]

V, that's just insulting to poor ol' Brian.
You do know he's getting a double story house, right?

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[Brian37]

V, that's just insulting to poor ol' Brian.
You do know he's getting a double story house, right?

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Fuck you asshole.

[ignoramus]

I'm actually excited for you... I wanna see the house!
Take photos when it's getting delivered and lifted ...We don't really do that kind of thing here...