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RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 5:32 pm
(May 23, 2018 at 5:23 pm)Joods Wrote: This lion was having a party and every single animal, except for one, came to the party. Which one did not come to the party?

The lion.
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#2642
RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 5:42 pm
A squid was feeling under the weather and was simply floating around lethargically when a whale saw him.

The whale swam over, looked at the squid and said, "Are you okay, buddy? You don't look well."

The squid turned watery eyes to the whale and replied, "I woke up feeling really terrible this morning. And I don't have any family around here."

The whale was sympathetic, "I know just what to do. Come with me and I'll take care of you."

So the squid happily joined the whale, and together they swam until they they encountered an orca. Since the whale and the orca were friends, they swam down to talk to him.

"I know it's late," daid the whale to the orca, "but here's that sick squid I owe you."


And the moral of the story? Don't try to out bad joke a bored Valkyrie.

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#2643
RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 5:54 pm
6 quid!

I just got it in less than a minute! *iggy feels very smart!*
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 5:56 pm
(May 23, 2018 at 5:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: 6 quid!

I just got it in less than a minute! *iggy feels very smart!*

Who's this Very Smart person you're feeling? Is he tied securely, and are you sure there were no witnesses?

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RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 6:33 pm
All of you deserve to be blindfolded and tied to a stake and given a last smoke.

THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIBLE.  Big Grin
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#2646
RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 6:37 pm
I no longer smoke.

And if you want to blindfold me and tie me to a stake you have to buy me dinner first.

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RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 8:10 pm
(May 23, 2018 at 6:33 pm)Brian37 Wrote: All of you deserve to be blindfolded and tied to a stake and given a last smoke.

THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIBLE.  Big Grin

I like my steak not too smoky. Just enough to know that it had been on the grill.
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 8:11 pm
(May 23, 2018 at 8:10 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 23, 2018 at 6:33 pm)Brian37 Wrote: All of you deserve to be blindfolded and tied to a stake and given a last smoke.

THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIBLE.  Big Grin

I like my steak not too smoky. Just enough to know that it had been on the grill.

I couldn't find a steak.

All I could find was a vegetarian sausage...

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#2649
RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 8:38 pm
(May 23, 2018 at 5:32 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote:
(May 23, 2018 at 5:23 pm)Joods Wrote: This lion was having a party and every single animal, except for one, came to the party. Which one did not come to the party?

The lion.

The elephant. Because he was still in the fridge. 😂
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2018 at 8:59 pm
(May 23, 2018 at 5:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: 6 quid!

I just got it in less than a minute! *iggy feels very smart!*

I feel smart, too, cuz I'm a yank and we don't say "quid"-- but I still got the joke.
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