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If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
The Valkyrie Offline
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#21
RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 13, 2018 at 11:54 pm
A guy came back in time to kill me to "save the human race from unimaginable suffering".

So I killed him.

Then I took the time machine into the future and killed him before he set off to kill me."

I'm disappointed that the paradox that should have been created didn't rip reality and the planet apart.

All that happened was a frog croaked and a dwarf named Stefan farted out loud in the Tower of London!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Astreja Offline
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#22
RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 14, 2018 at 12:29 am (This post was last modified: August 14, 2018 at 12:30 am by Astreja.)
(August 13, 2018 at 11:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A guy came back in time to kill me to "save the human race from unimaginable suffering".

So I killed him.

Then I took the time machine into the future and killed him before he set off to kill me."

I'm disappointed that the paradox that should have been created didn't rip reality and the planet apart.

All that happened was a frog croaked and a dwarf named Stefan farted out loud in the Tower of London!

You need one of these from Evil Supply Company:

[Image: paradoxes-i-have-caused-traveling-throug...0x640.webp]

(Suggest using the time machine to go back and order one before they sell out, though.)
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#23
RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 14, 2018 at 12:39 am
Beccs, if you go back again. Here, have 20 grand, go buy me a house in Toorak, will ya.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#24
RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 14, 2018 at 3:32 am
(August 13, 2018 at 1:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 13, 2018 at 7:53 am)ignoramus Wrote: I wish I was important enough or smart enough to warrant getting knocked off!

No-one wasting worm holes on me, I tell ya!

I should have been a genie!

Not for those reasons though. I just want to!

😊

Gurrl when ya comin out here?

I gotz me that list we been talkin bout.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#25
RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 14, 2018 at 1:39 pm
(August 13, 2018 at 5:47 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(August 13, 2018 at 1:37 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I want your trousers, your jacket and your motorcycle.

Trousers...   it must be one scary cyborg who asks for trouser.

Would a skirt work better?



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RE: If nobody comes from the future to stop you...
August 14, 2018 at 1:54 pm (This post was last modified: August 14, 2018 at 1:55 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 14, 2018 at 1:39 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 13, 2018 at 5:47 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Trousers...   it must be one scary cyborg who asks for trouser.

Would a skirt work better?

(In Austrian accent and to the accompaniment of ‘bad to the bone”) I want your tutu, your ballet slippers and your moped.
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