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Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
September 15, 2018 at 7:06 pm
Thinks most of the country speaks like Dolly Parton.
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#22
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
September 15, 2018 at 10:09 pm
He's the guy that would say "Hold my beer and watch this! "
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
September 16, 2018 at 9:21 am
I hear banjo music.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
September 16, 2018 at 10:26 am
(September 16, 2018 at 9:21 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: I hear banjo music.

Only always! Wink
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#25
RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
September 16, 2018 at 10:31 am
At least you appear the type to misspell your own username in the thread title.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
September 16, 2018 at 10:34 am
Gets tired of being asked if his wife is also his cousin.
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
September 16, 2018 at 12:34 pm
Remember that time your dog died?
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
September 22, 2018 at 9:23 pm
(September 16, 2018 at 12:34 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Remember that time your dog died?

How dare you?!?!
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RE: Atheist Forum Roast: Khemikalcs
September 23, 2018 at 5:48 am
Love your avatar K, the "Billy Ray Cyrus on bath salts."
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