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#2821
RE: joke time
October 10, 2018 at 8:14 pm (This post was last modified: October 10, 2018 at 8:14 pm by ignoramus.)
^ That was bloody horrible!

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#2822
RE: joke time
October 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm
Why do Candaians do it doggie style?





So they both watch the Hockey game.
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#2823
RE: joke time
October 10, 2018 at 9:43 pm
Hey!  This guy digs the puck out better than my team so far this year!



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#2824
RE: joke time
October 12, 2018 at 5:26 am
A woman asks, "What do you do after you orgasm? I like to lie in bed and snuggle!"

A guy responds, "Usually I delete my browser history and put the sock back under the bed."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#2825
RE: joke time
October 12, 2018 at 10:38 am
I used to be schizophrenic. But we're ok now.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

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#2826
RE: joke time
October 12, 2018 at 10:42 am
(October 12, 2018 at 10:38 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: I used to be schizophrenic. But we're ok now.

Schizophrenic goes into a Baskin Robbins and orders a banana split personality.
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#2827
RE: joke time
October 12, 2018 at 11:18 am
Caller: Hello, is this Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz
Residents: Yes, who would you like to speak to?
Caller: I'm calling for Schwartz.
Resident: He's not here right now.
Caller: Oh, then can I speak to Schwartz
Resident: He's asleep. Shall I wake him.
Caller: No, let him sleep. But can I speak to Schwartz?
Resident: Speaking.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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#2828
RE: joke time
October 12, 2018 at 11:50 am
I used to run a dating website for chickens, but I had to give it up.

I just couldn't make hens meet.
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#2829
RE: joke time
October 12, 2018 at 11:58 am (This post was last modified: October 12, 2018 at 12:08 pm by Brian37.)
(October 12, 2018 at 11:50 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: I used to run a dating website for chickens, but I had to give it up.

I just couldn't make hens meet.

You really laid an egg with that one.......
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#2830
RE: joke time
October 12, 2018 at 2:06 pm
(October 10, 2018 at 8:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Hollywood is coming out with a new blockbuster movie expected to win an Oscar about the founder of Tampex. Critics are calling it the best period piece in Hollywood history.

I'll give it a miss. I've heard its quite bloody.



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