RE: joke time
October 10, 2018 at 8:14 pm
(This post was last modified: October 10, 2018 at 8:14 pm by ignoramus.)
^ That was bloody horrible!
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Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
joke time
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RE: joke time
October 10, 2018 at 8:14 pm
(This post was last modified: October 10, 2018 at 8:14 pm by ignoramus.)
^ That was bloody horrible!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Why do Candaians do it doggie style?
So they both watch the Hockey game.
Hey! This guy digs the puck out better than my team so far this year!
A woman asks, "What do you do after you orgasm? I like to lie in bed and snuggle!"
A guy responds, "Usually I delete my browser history and put the sock back under the bed."
Dying to live, living to die.
I used to be schizophrenic. But we're ok now.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
Caller: Hello, is this Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz
Residents: Yes, who would you like to speak to? Caller: I'm calling for Schwartz. Resident: He's not here right now. Caller: Oh, then can I speak to Schwartz Resident: He's asleep. Shall I wake him. Caller: No, let him sleep. But can I speak to Schwartz? Resident: Speaking.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I used to run a dating website for chickens, but I had to give it up.
I just couldn't make hens meet. RE: joke time
October 12, 2018 at 11:58 am
(This post was last modified: October 12, 2018 at 12:08 pm by Brian37.)
(October 12, 2018 at 11:50 am)Abaddon_ire Wrote: I used to run a dating website for chickens, but I had to give it up. You really laid an egg with that one....... Cashier to customer, " Have a nice day." Customer to cashier, "THAT'S A NICE THING TO SAY....... No, really, that is a nice thing to say." (October 10, 2018 at 8:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Hollywood is coming out with a new blockbuster movie expected to win an Oscar about the founder of Tampex. Critics are calling it the best period piece in Hollywood history. I'll give it a miss. I've heard its quite bloody. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. |
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