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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 25, 2019 at 3:37 pm
Can you prove you’ve lived in the US for two years with just what’s in your pocket?
Errybody better start carrying a lot of paper, lol.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 25, 2019 at 3:42 pm
(July 25, 2019 at 3:37 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Can you prove you’ve lived in the US for two years with just what’s in your pocket?
Errybody better start carrying a lot of paper, lol.
Interesting.
I just had my license renewed so the issue date was in June of this year.
I probably have a couple of old voter cards in my wallet but with all the BS about the validity of voter registration that might not be much of a help.
Even my citizenship isn't proven any more with my DD214. Wonder where we line up for tattoos.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 25, 2019 at 3:47 pm
Caught us another illegal person boys!
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 25, 2019 at 6:02 pm
(July 25, 2019 at 3:42 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (July 25, 2019 at 3:37 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Can you prove you’ve lived in the US for two years with just what’s in your pocket?
Errybody better start carrying a lot of paper, lol.
Interesting.
I just had my license renewed so the issue date was in June of this year.
I probably have a couple of old voter cards in my wallet but with all the BS about the validity of voter registration that might not be much of a help.
Even my citizenship isn't proven any more with my DD214. Wonder where we line up for tattoos.
True story: While we were in the process of moving here, there was a moderate amount of paperwork to get through - not bad, what with moving within Commonwealth. But on Day Fucking One, we were told by a flunky at the NZHC that our birth certificates and passports weren't enough to establish citizenship. The missus pitched a medium-sized fit and sorted it out pretty quickly.
I was rather bemused by the whole thing and sat there thinking, 'What else is there??'
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 25, 2019 at 6:39 pm
(July 25, 2019 at 3:37 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Can you prove you’ve lived in the US for two years with just what’s in your pocket?
Errybody better start carrying a lot of paper, lol.
Driver's license, credit cards, $27 and a bag of weed. Not even enough for a proper bribe.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 26, 2019 at 7:19 am
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"Article II allows me to do whatever I want...Nobody ever mentions Article II. It gives me all of these rights, at a level that nobody has ever seen before. We don't even talk about Article II...I have an Article II, where I have the right to do whatever I want as president, but -- I don't even talk about that."
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(July 25, 2019 at 6:39 pm)Jackalope Wrote: (July 25, 2019 at 3:37 pm)Gae Bolga Wrote: Can you prove you’ve lived in the US for two years with just what’s in your pocket?
Errybody better start carrying a lot of paper, lol.
Driver's license, credit cards, $27 and a bag of weed. Not even enough for a proper bribe.
I have three cards that prove I'm a US citizen. Never needed them outside of their context.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 26, 2019 at 9:23 am
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(July 25, 2019 at 12:57 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ![[Image: 5mtSYfi.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/5mtSYfi.jpg)
Trump is truly like a cartoon villain: he is surrounded with total morons who are his minions and then, after events like this one, he yells at them at some dungeon-like place: "You fools! You idiots! You can't do anything! Do I have to do everything myself!"
Only in cartoons the villain is somewhat smarter than his minions but Trump is equally if not even more retarded than his help.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 26, 2019 at 5:13 pm
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Y...37381.html
9 year old girl detained by ICE for 36 hours. She HAD HER PASSPORT ON HER. Not many NINETEEN year olds have passports, let alone nine years olds. This organization's gotta go.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 27, 2019 at 3:49 am
(July 26, 2019 at 5:13 pm)Cecelia Wrote: https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Y...37381.html
9 year old girl detained by ICE for 36 hours. She HAD HER PASSPORT ON HER. Not many NINETEEN year olds have passports, let alone nine years olds. This organization's gotta go.
I haven't read the article but I think I know the colour of the girl.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
July 27, 2019 at 6:05 am
(July 27, 2019 at 3:49 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: (July 26, 2019 at 5:13 pm)Cecelia Wrote: https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Y...37381.html
9 year old girl detained by ICE for 36 hours. She HAD HER PASSPORT ON HER. Not many NINETEEN year olds have passports, let alone nine years olds. This organization's gotta go.
I haven't read the article but I think I know the colour of the girl.
Yeah, pretty good odds that she isn't from Norway.
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