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RE: El Paso Shooting (Yes, Again)
August 15, 2019 at 11:09 am
(August 15, 2019 at 9:22 am)Fireball Wrote: (August 15, 2019 at 1:01 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote: If you bury one child we'll give you 50% off the next Who gets the other 50%?
The local meat factories.
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RE: El Paso Shooting (Yes, Again)
August 15, 2019 at 11:21 am
(August 15, 2019 at 11:09 am)Nay_Sayer Wrote: (August 15, 2019 at 9:22 am)Fireball Wrote: Who gets the other 50%?
The local meat factories.
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RE: El Paso Shooting (Yes, Again)
August 15, 2019 at 1:47 pm
(August 9, 2019 at 12:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (August 9, 2019 at 11:39 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Why do you feel so scared in the US? Being scared seems to be your countries defining feature and motivation.
When did you quit beating your wife?
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Nobody said gun owners are scared - except the anti- gun people.
(August 9, 2019 at 12:12 pm)LastPoet Wrote: There was that guy armed with two big pairs of bags, two shopping bags and the ones holding his balls.
But I guess if he pulled of a gun, the footage would be completely different.
Ah the TankMan.
Yes - an extreme display of will and very impressive...
But the rest of the story?
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It's been reported he was executed. In all probability he was. So that didn't work out so well for him.
But safe bet - the guy driving the tank is just fine....
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RE: El Paso Shooting (Yes, Again)
August 31, 2019 at 6:04 pm
BREAKING: 30 people have been shot between Odessa & Midland Texas, police tell CBS News.
There are 2 suspect on the loose in 2 separate vehicles.
As of 5:05p EST today, per police:
10 victims shot in Midland
20 victims shot in Odessa
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RE: El Paso Shooting (Yes, Again)
August 31, 2019 at 6:08 pm
Yee hawww!!!!
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RE: El Paso Shooting (Yes, Again)
August 31, 2019 at 8:36 pm
(This post was last modified: August 31, 2019 at 8:46 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(August 3, 2019 at 7:22 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: (August 3, 2019 at 4:40 pm)LastPoet Wrote: It kinda stops being news...
Yup, it's becoming so repetitive and there's such a low possibility that anything might happen to change it that I'm seriously proposing a drinking game. It's called "Living in America." Here's the rules so far:
- Every time an innocent black person is killed by someone in law enforcement and the killer gets away with it, take a shot.
- Every time a mass shooting happens with at least four fatalities (thus fulfilling the FBI's definition of a mass murder), take a shot.
- Every time the President tweets something absurd and/or blatantly factually wrong, just take a sip, because we'd really prefer people not die doing this.
- Maybe down the whole bottle when a person or body with the potential to actually hold the President accountable for his deeds outright says, in their official capacity, that he's above the law. Simply implying it may just be shot-worthy. If it's Trump himself, it's definitely sip-worthy at this point.
I have since added "if two mass shootings that fulfill the FBI's definition of mass murder happen within 24 hours of each other" as a "down the whole bottle" rule.
(August 31, 2019 at 6:04 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: BREAKING: 30 people have been shot between Odessa & Midland Texas, police tell CBS News.
There are 2 suspect on the loose in 2 separate vehicles.
As of 5:05p EST today, per police:
10 victims shot in Midland
20 victims shot in Odessa
Take a shot. And as far as I can tell, it's one spree killing, and not two separate incidents, and six people (including the perpetrator) have died so far.
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