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The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
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"The Trumps will be a dynasty that will last for decades, propelling the Republican Party into a new party...I think they are all amazing people with amazing capabilities."
-- Brad Parscale, Trump 2020 campaign manager 
It doesn't sound impressive when you claim a dynasty will last for decades. Not that we need a dynasty, because we aren't a hereditary monarchy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  (September 10, 2019 at 5:53 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "The Trumps will be a dynasty that will last for decades, propelling the Republican Party into a new party...I think they are all amazing people with amazing capabilities." This is perfectly plausible. Plenty of gangsters operate from behind bars. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(September 10, 2019 at 5:59 am)Chad32 Wrote: It doesn't sound impressive when you claim a dynasty will last for decades. Not that we need a dynasty, because we aren't a hereditary monarchy. IKR. We’re a hereditary oligarchy. 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
You mean Oil-igarchy.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
Bolton’s out, to be replaced by something worse.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
"Thank you to Bahamian Prime Minister Hubert Minnis for your very gracious and kind words in saying that without the help of the United States and me, their [sic] would have been many more casualties..."
-- Trump (September 11, 2019 at 7:22 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Thank you to Bahamian Prime Minister Hubert Minnis for your very gracious and kind words in saying that without the help of the United States and me, their [sic] would have been many more casualties..." ^This from the guy who wants visas and background checks on Bahamians coming to the US AND is going to deny them temporary protected status. Jackasses like this give jackasses a bad name. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread
September 11, 2019 at 9:29 am
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2019 at 9:33 am by The Grand Nudger.)
They forced Bahamians to disembark an evacuation ferry headed to Florida. That’s the point of seeking political cover with the tweet.
Bahamians don’t need visas to enter Florida. Everyone is pointing at everyone else as to how this fuckup happened, while insisting it wasn’t a fuckup, and the president is shitposting about how bigly he is in the Bahamas. Orwell thought he was living in the dystopia, if he saw this he’d realize that wartime Britain were a bunch of amateurs.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
The reciprocity between the US and the Bahamas was done to stop American boaters being detained when they show up without the proper documentation. It's relatively new, so T.rump might not know about it. Not an excuse, just another case of him not knowing important things.
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