(November 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah people decided to give out garbage
Jesus pencils don't seem so bad, now.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
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(November 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah people decided to give out garbage Jesus pencils don't seem so bad, now. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 7:16 pm
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 7:16 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
I happened to know a house across from me was doing dumpster2020 bags, So using a 3000 brain play quickly made up a 'Sorry we have no more candy, please do not knock or ring bell sign' and stuck it to the door. No kid, teen or adult went to that house for the remainder of the day. Only until about 8pm did they come out, but only because they were leaving, did they notice my sign.
They seemed quite mad and crumpled my little sign. :'( R.I.P Signy the sign
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RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 7:52 pm
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 7:52 pm by SteelCurtain.)
See, I'm happy to see this stuff.
If I'm a kid looking to score a Snickers or a Reese's, and someone gives me a Jesus pencil.... I'll remember that shit forever.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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November 1, 2019 at 8:11 pm
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 8:12 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
OFC, that house gets written off for next year. Even as a parent it gets written off for next year. Nobody is hauling their kids around town on an october night so that a stranger can witness to them. Not..even...fucking...christians....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
It's actually "Batty for Hay Soos" they really love their Chiropracter. Also, it is not a cross, it is a lower case "t". It stands for treat.
... the bastards!
They should be handing out mechanical pencils instead of the sharpening kind. Honestly, the disadvantages of the standard pencil are so overwhelming (finite lifespan, the need to sharpen it, and the sheer number of times I’ve sharpened it to a usable point only to have it break off with the first stroke) that I’ve almost never used one since I was a freshman in high school.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. (November 1, 2019 at 12:25 pm)Divinity Wrote: I hope you find out what house it came from, and then do the right thing: Buy plenty of Eggs and Toilet Paper. As is tradition
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
(November 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah people decided to give out garbage Who the fuck is idiotically mean enough to sully a children's festival with political messaging for a man who hates those kids?
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In Portugal there isn't a halloween tradition. We have Pãopordeus in the Nov 1st that is a holiday to bring the kids to knock and people give them sweets. Its for the real young'uns, like 2-10 y o and they dont wear costumes.
Just now I went for a cofee and there was an evangelical harping about it. "I don't take my kids to paopordeus, i gave them a bible" "kids already have strokes and high cholesterol", "those parents are irresponsible, they bring the devil and desease upon their children". Well, fundies are a rarity around here and I was tempted to put her in her place, but meh, I like to enjoy my strong cofee and have a smoke afterwards My daughter now has enough sweets for the year. And its a good thing to walk the hood knowing the neighbours, for the kids and the accompanying parents..
The Irish invented (more or less) Halloween and all attendant traditions. On behalf of Irish people everywhere, I'd just like to say how sorry we are and that we'll try not to let it happen again.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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