(November 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah people decided to give out garbage
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Jesus pencils don't seem so bad, now.
Boru
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My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
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 Jesus pencils don't seem so bad, now. Boru  RE: My kid received this while Trick or Treating....
November 1, 2019 at 7:16 pm
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 7:16 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
I happened to know a house across from me was doing dumpster2020 bags, So using a 3000 brain play quickly made up a 'Sorry we have no more candy, please do not knock or ring bell sign' and stuck it to the door. No kid, teen or adult went to that house for the remainder of the day. Only until about 8pm did they come out, but only because they were leaving, did they notice my sign.
They seemed quite mad and crumpled my little sign. :'( R.I.P Signy the sign
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November 1, 2019 at 7:52 pm
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 7:52 pm by SteelCurtain.)
See, I'm happy to see this stuff.
If I'm a kid looking to score a Snickers or a Reese's, and someone gives me a Jesus pencil.... I'll remember that shit forever.
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November 1, 2019 at 8:11 pm
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2019 at 8:12 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
OFC, that house gets written off for next year. Even as a parent it gets written off for next year. Nobody is hauling their kids around town on an october night so that a stranger can witness to them. Not..even...fucking...christians....
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It's actually "Batty for Hay Soos" they really love their Chiropracter. Also, it is not a cross, it is a lower case "t". It stands for treat.
... the bastards!
They should be handing out mechanical pencils instead of the sharpening kind. Honestly, the disadvantages of the standard pencil are so overwhelming (finite lifespan, the need to sharpen it, and the sheer number of times I’ve sharpened it to a usable point only to have it break off with the first stroke) that I’ve almost never used one since I was a freshman in high school.
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God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers!  Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist (November 1, 2019 at 6:41 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah people decided to give out garbage Who the fuck is idiotically mean enough to sully a children's festival with political messaging for a man who hates those kids?
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In Portugal there isn't a halloween tradition. We have Pãopordeus in the Nov 1st that is a holiday to bring the kids to knock and people give them sweets. Its for the real young'uns, like 2-10 y o and they dont wear costumes.
Just now I went for a cofee and there was an evangelical harping about it. "I don't take my kids to paopordeus, i gave them a bible" "kids already have strokes and high cholesterol", "those parents are irresponsible, they bring the devil and desease upon their children". Well, fundies are a rarity around here and I was tempted to put her in her place, but meh, I like to enjoy my strong cofee and have a smoke afterwards My daughter now has enough sweets for the year. And its a good thing to walk the hood knowing the neighbours, for the kids and the accompanying parents..
The Irish invented (more or less) Halloween and all attendant traditions. On behalf of Irish people everywhere, I'd just like to say how sorry we are and that we'll try not to let it happen again.
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