Best I ever got out was a "Just shoot me now!" when my intestines perforated from scar tissue left over from my ruptured appendix surgery.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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I should have never switched from...
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I should have never switched from cocaine to krocodil.
Industry to academia.
Electric to acoustic. Salicylic to lysergic 
I woke up one time packed in ice, temp of 106.fuckme. There were nurses standing all the way around me ready in case I started to convulse. One nurse said "How are you doing?" I replied, "Oh, just chillin'."
I should have never killed-
Oh wait, I don’t regret that. Never mind. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (January 10, 2020 at 8:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I should have never killed- "But, your Honor, they needed killing!" I know people in this category.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Vodka to bleach.
Toilet paper to Norton 60 grit.
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