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I should have never switched from...
#11
RE: I should have never switched from...
Best I ever got out was a "Just shoot me now!" when my intestines perforated from scar tissue left over from my ruptured appendix surgery.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#12
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I should have never switched from cocaine to krocodil.
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#13
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Industry to academia.

Electric to acoustic.

Salicylic to lysergic
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#14
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I woke up one time packed in ice, temp of 106.fuckme. There were nurses standing all the way around me ready in case I started to convulse. One nurse said "How are you doing?" I replied, "Oh, just chillin'."
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#15
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I should have never killed-

Oh wait, I don’t regret that.

Never mind.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#16
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(January 10, 2020 at 8:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I should have never killed-

Oh wait, I don’t regret that.

Never mind.

"But, your Honor, they needed killing!" I know people in this category.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#17
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Vodka to bleach.
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#18
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Toilet paper to Norton 60 grit.
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#19
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(January 11, 2020 at 10:28 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Toilet paper to Norton 60 grit.

"Wet or Dry"?

"Either will do."

Doh
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