Jokes you've pulled on friends...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Removing the tongues doesn't silence them, just makes it harder for them to turn state's evidence.

[The Valkyrie]

Removing the tongues doesn't silence them, just makes it harder for them to turn state's evidence.

Yeah, but it's fun.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

And offer them their freedom if they can run through town singing an aria.

Boru

I'm a good influence.

Yeah, definitely some sort of simpatico thing going on.

Boru

[chimp3]

I have had this friend since we were in 8th grade. We pranked each other until we were in our 30's. I believe we stopped because getting kicked in the balls hurts worse and longer the older you get. That was not the prank but sometimes we pushed it too far and one of us would go Kamakazi. When we were in high school he drove a 1956 Chevy Apache pick up. He was giving me a ride home and I got to the parking lot first. I turned the windshield wiper knob to on position. Then I spent a half hour gathering grasshoppers. I put a dozen or more under each wiper blade. When he started the truck the windshield was smeared green. I had to walk home that day. It was worth it.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Removing the tongues doesn't silence them, just makes it harder for them to turn state's evidence.

Yeah, but it's fun.

Well duh.

[arewethereyet]

I have had this friend since we were in 8th grade. We pranked each other until we were in our 30's. I believe we stopped because getting kicked in the balls hurts worse and longer the older you get. That was not the prank but sometimes we pushed it too far and one of us would go Kamakazi. When we were in high school he drove a 1956 Chevy Apache pick up. He was giving me a ride home and I got to the parking lot first. I turned the windshield wiper knob to on position. Then I spent a half hour gathering grasshoppers. I put a dozen or more under each wiper blade. When he started the truck the windshield was smeared green. I had to walk home that day. It was worth it.

A group of us were sitting outside one night in our little cul-de-sac on Ft. Jackson...some enjoying adult beverages and some just enjoying hanging out.  One of the missing was in bed early so he could get up pre-dawn and go fishing.  We did everything we could to convince his wife to get us his truck keys so we could free the crickets he had purchased for bait - well, sort of free them - turn them loose in his truck was more like it.

After realizing that this could lead to everyone getting woken up early by a screaming, apoplectic Jack and his wife would be in deep shit for weeks, cooler heads prevailed.  We laughed about the plan but decided it was best for all involved to not follow through.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I think the closest I've ever come to a practical joke was years ago, when I caught some JTL trying to steal my motorbike.  I knocked him down and sat on him til the cops showed up.  

Now, THAT was funny.

Boru

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I think the closest I've ever come to a practical joke was years ago, when I caught some JTL trying to steal my motorbike.  I knocked him down and sat on him til the cops showed up.  

Now, THAT was funny.

Boru

Today you'd get sent up for unlawful confinement.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I think the closest I've ever come to a practical joke was years ago, when I caught some JTL trying to steal my motorbike.  I knocked him down and sat on him til the cops showed up.  

Now, THAT was funny.

Boru

Today you'd get sent up for unlawful confinement.

I didn't have much choice.  He kept trying to crawl away.

Don't you have citizen's arrest in America?

Boru

[LastPoet]

Wich hand you use to clean up your ass?

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People use toilet paper these days

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Why do some people use the point finger and others use the thumb in the elevator button?

You gotta know this one.

I am never going to hear the end of this.

Don't bother asking me about my late mother's dog and my cat I took to the vet. It isn't fun to have the vet tell you the dog has a yeast infection and your cat has Herpes. And no, I would not recommend going into work the following day and telling your co workers about it. It does not matter how much you explain to them that it is not species transferable.

I really don't know what the fuck you are talking about. But then I remember you often go on streams of consciousness, not caring about a message, but self absorbed in your own thought. Care to explain to a dumb Lusitanii?