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Why do kilts have buttons?

Because sheep can hear zippers at a hundred metres.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Why are there Marines on Naval ships?

Sheep are too obvious. Still trying to figure out why a Marine told me that one.  Huh
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Why bring a sheep to the edge of a cliff? It makes the sheep push back.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(July 25, 2014 at 8:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He currently asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

          The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab
and opened the door.

          The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "
          The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!"
ROFLOL

London's Black cabs don't play Music  Razz

(May 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do kilts have buttons?

Because sheep can hear zippers at a hundred metres.

Now I know why the scottish wears kilts
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(May 4, 2020 at 12:24 am)masoni Wrote:
(July 25, 2014 at 8:17 am)ignoramus Wrote: A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He currently asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

          The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab
and opened the door.

          The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "
          The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!"
ROFLOL

London's Black cabs don't play Music  Razz

(May 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do kilts have buttons?

Because sheep can hear zippers at a hundred metres.

Now I know why the scottish wears kilts

"Kilt"

What happens to the people who call them "skirts".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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The proper response to the question, 'What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?' is 'Gie us yer hand, lassie, and we'll show ye.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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[Image: jZdL5El.jpg]
LOL
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(May 4, 2020 at 12:56 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 4, 2020 at 12:24 am)masoni Wrote: London's Black cabs don't play Music  Razz


Now I know why the scottish wears kilts

"Kilt"

What happens to the people who call them "skirts".



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Jim Carrey  is staring in "Mask 2, Attack Of The Covid-19" "SOMEBODY STOP ME!"
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(May 4, 2020 at 4:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The proper response to the question, 'What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?' is 'Gie us yer hand, lassie, and we'll show ye.'

Boru

The rest of it-

She pulls her hand back, quickly, "That's gruesome!"

"Aye, check it again, lassie, it's grew some more!"
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