Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."

[arewethereyet]

‘I don’t know what’s wrong with the fecking thing. Call a repairman.’

Boru

If humanity thought like this we wouldn't be in this position.

What can you fix Brian?  What would you not have to call a repairman for?  You nearly called a repairman because you left an empty beer bottle on the floor.  

Not everyone has the aptitude to be a repairperson.

[Rhizomorph13]

I worked over a decade as a reworker. I fixed microelectronic devices. I was really good at it too. Now I mostly perform automated test.

That's an answer to a question nobody asked.

[The Valkyrie]

You can run but you'll only die tired.

To a flatmate at the time, "You don't want to piss me off. I know where you live."

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

‘Well, THAT’S less light bulbs than I thought we’d need.’

Boru

[Rhizomorph13]

"Perseverance is a bubble at the bottom of the ocean. Patience is a bucket out in the rain."

[arewethereyet]

Quote: If you kids don't stop right now I am going to beat one of you over the head with one of the other ones.

Never followed through but it was effective.

[Fireball]

"I'm going to tear your arm off and beat you with the bloody stump!" I knew a gal of Italian descent who used that. Never mind the anatomically incorrect part.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

When people complain about me using "big words" too much I quote myself:

"Tell me the words you don't know and I won't use them."

[no one]

Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.

[Brian37]

If humanity thought like this we wouldn't be in this position.

The great majority of humanity DOES think like that. It’s why warranties were invented.

Boru

Clark Howard frowns on "warranties". I didn't understand why until I tried to get my riding lawn mower fixed.