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Homemade Quotes, "ABBA sucks, doesn't count."
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 (May 20, 2020 at 2:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(May 20, 2020 at 2:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘I don’t know what’s wrong with the fecking thing. Call a repairman.’ What can you fix Brian? What would you not have to call a repairman for? You nearly called a repairman because you left an empty beer bottle on the floor. Not everyone has the aptitude to be a repairperson. 
I worked over a decade as a reworker. I fixed microelectronic devices. I was really good at it too. Now I mostly perform automated test.
That's an answer to a question nobody asked. 
You can run but you'll only die tired.
To a flatmate at the time, "You don't want to piss me off. I know where you live." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
‘Well, THAT’S less light bulbs than I thought we’d need.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"Perseverance is a bubble at the bottom of the ocean. Patience is a bucket out in the rain."
Quote: If you kids don't stop right now I am going to beat one of you over the head with one of the other ones.
Never followed through but it was effective. 
"I'm going to tear your arm off and beat you with the bloody stump!" I knew a gal of Italian descent who used that. Never mind the anatomically incorrect part.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
When people complain about me using "big words" too much I quote myself:
"Tell me the words you don't know and I won't use them." 
Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.
 (May 20, 2020 at 2:23 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(May 20, 2020 at 2:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: If humanity thought like this we wouldn't be in this position. Clark Howard frowns on "warranties". I didn't understand why until I tried to get my riding lawn mower fixed. |
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