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The Valkyrie Offline
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 8:29 am
(May 23, 2020 at 8:25 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 23, 2020 at 7:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Boo.  Hiss!!

There's no need to go all boo-ey hissy.  He just posted a picture of a car.

Boru

Actually, that was directed at your joke.

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RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 8:32 am
(May 23, 2020 at 8:29 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 23, 2020 at 8:25 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: There's no need to go all boo-ey hissy.  He just posted a picture of a car.

Boru

Actually, that was directed at your joke.

How DARE you?  Uppity female.

Boru
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RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 5:50 pm
I just read the biography of the guy who invented Super Mario Bros.
Did you know that when he was a kid, people would laugh at him when he killed turtles with a hammer.




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RE: joke time
May 23, 2020 at 9:38 pm
I've started drinking brake fluid when I have nothing else to drink in the house.

It's not ideal but I can stop any time.

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RE: joke time
May 24, 2020 at 3:28 am
(May 23, 2020 at 9:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've started drinking brake fluid when I have nothing else to drink in the house.

It's not ideal but I can stop any time.

I will never look at a bottle of tranny fluid the same now.....
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RE: joke time
May 24, 2020 at 4:08 am
Nobody google "Tranny fluid", for God's sake! Hehe
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RE: joke time
May 24, 2020 at 4:21 am
(May 24, 2020 at 4:08 am)ignoramus Wrote: Nobody google "Tranny fluid", for God's sake! Hehe

Already worked that one out.

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RE: joke time
May 24, 2020 at 6:45 am
Well I googled it and all that came up were hundreds of images of cute kittens. :-)




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RE: joke time
May 24, 2020 at 7:40 am
Eleven years ago today, James ran from the room shouting "It's a boy! It's a boy!" With tears streaming down his cheeks.


He never did go back to Thailand...

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RE: joke time
May 24, 2020 at 8:01 am
My girlfriend owns a parrot.
That stupid fucking thing never shuts up.
Good thing the parrot's fairly quiet though.




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